Saturday, September 3, 2011
Sunday, August 7, 2011
News Plus: All Is Well
News Plus: All Is Well: "4 chezon ko khob sanbhal kar rakho: 1-Namaz main dil ko, 2-Tanhai main soch ko, 3-Mehfil main zuban ko, 4-Rastay main nighaah ko, ----..."
All Is Well
4 chezon ko khob sanbhal kar rakho:
1-Namaz main dil ko,
2-Tanhai main soch ko,
3-Mehfil main zuban ko,
4-Rastay main nighaah ko,
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Nahi sajday kiye hum ne kabhi gairon ki chokhat par,
Iqbal
Hamian jitni zarorat ho Khuda se mang laitay hain.
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Maut k bad insan 5 hison main taqseem ho jae ga.
1-Rooh
Malk uk maut lejaye ga.
2-Maal
Waris le jain gay
3-Gooshat
Keeray makoray kha jain gay.
4-Haddiyan
Mitti kha jaye ge.
5-Nekeaan
Qaraz dar le jain gay
Lekain koshish karna k EMAN shaitan na le jaye.
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Hadees-e-Pak
Jis ne ASTAGHFAR ko apnay uper lazim kar lia, ALLAH
us ki har pareshani door farmaye ga,
aur har tangi se isay Raahat ata Farmaye ga,
aur usay esi jaga se rizaq ata famaye ga,
jehan se us ka ghman bhi na ho ga,
-
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AAP (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya k jab meri ummat se
ASTAGHFAR karna kam ho ga, to un par barish ka nazool
kam ho ga,
Abhi ASTAGHFIRULLAh parho.
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1 din Hazarat Jibrail (A.S) Hazoor (S.A.W.W) k pas aye or kaha
Allah ne mujhay itni taqat di hay k main sari dunia k darkhton k
pattay gin sakta hon
or paani k saray katray or rait k saray zarray gin sakta hon
Lekain
Us aadmi par Allah ki Rehmat ki tadad nahi gin sakta
jo
APP (s.A.W.W) par 1 baar Darood parta hai
Subhan Allah
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Nafrat ko hazar moqay do
k wo Mohabbat ban jaye
Lekain!
Mohabbat ko aik bhi moqa na do k wo nafrat ban jaye,
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Ghazalain
Toot k bikhrta hon to is bat ka ehsas hota hai,
Zindgi itni takleef dailti hai to phir maut ka akam kia ho ga..?
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kabhi hum bhi tumhari jaan thay,
Shayad k tumhain yad ho,
Teri hasti ki shan thay
Shayad k tumhain yahd ho,
aaj jo tum oron pe mar mitay ho haanm,
kal hum pe tum qurban thay Shayad k tumhain yaad ho,
Ab miltay ho to nazren tak chura letay ho tum,
Kal miltay sar-e-aam thay
shayad k tumhain yad ho,
Ab tazkra jo ho mera to uth jatay ho mehfil se,
Kal hum tumharay naam thay
shayad k tumhain yad ho,
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Us k labon pe raat kahani ghazab ki thi,
jazbat beh rahe the rawani ghazab ki thi...
Raja bhi lajawab tha wadi-e-ishaq ka..
Lekain dayar-e-husan ki fani ghazab ki th,..
Kaye kaye na shaam ai meri umar main magar...
Guzri jo teray sath sohani ghazab ki thi,..
Dekhni hai main ne sheher main charti jawani..
Lekain jo tujh pe ai jawaani
Ghazab ki thi.
Main ik umar tak likhta raha dastan-e-gham..
Jo tum ne sunai kal shab wo kahani ghazab ki thi..
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Un k andaz-e-karam,
un pe wo aana dil ka haaye wo waqat,
wo batain wo zamana dil ka
na suna us ne tawajao se fasana dil ka
Umar guzri per darad na jana dil ka
dil lagi dil ki lagi ban k mita deti hai
Rog dushman ko bi ya Rab na lagana dil ka
wo bi apna na howe dil be gaya hathon se
aisay anay se to behtar hai na aand dil ka
unki mehfil main parveen un k tabasum ki adaa
hum dekhte reh gaye hath se janan dil ka..
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Intelligent Sardar
All scientists fail 2 answer this but sardar rocks!
Q: which liquid thing rurns solid on heating?
Ans: beasan k pakoray.
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Dark Circles Around Eyes
Make a paste out of 1 tsp. tomato juice, 1/2 tsp. lemon juice,
a pinch of turmeric powder, and 1 tsp. of flour. Apply around eyes.
Leave on for 10 minutes before rinsing.
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Samandar k kharay pani ko ALLAH meetha kar k uthata hai aur
barish ki shakal main barsata hai.
Baraf banan kar pak karta hai,
wahan se nadi nalon ki surat daraya main girtay hain zamino
ko sairab karta wapas samandar main ja girta hai,
Yahi pani bakri se doodh, hiran se mushik,makhi se shed,
sanp se zehar,aur insan k liye zindgi
ban jata hai, yahi pani darkhton main aam saib annar
naryal ban jata hai,
Phir sab ka rang zaiqa khushbu taseer alg alg or juda,
ye sab khasusiat ALLAH ne aik pani k katry main rakhi han. Aur tum
apnay Rab ki kon kon si nemat ko jhatlao gay.
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Hazrat Musa (A.S) asked ALLAH what do you do when you are Happy?
ALLAH Sweet replied i make it rain.
Musa (A.S) asked again, What do you do When your more happy?
ALLAH Replied i send guests .
Musa (A.S) asked the final time,
What do you do when you the happiest?
ALLAH Replied i make Daughters.
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Ya ALLAH Meray wo gunah maaf farma jo meri
duaon ko qabool nahi honay detay
Ameen
Ghazab ki nigah se na dakh mujhay ae dozkh..!
Bara Raheem hai jis ka Gunhgar hon main.
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Allah pak Farmatay hain tu mujhay fajar or Asar
ki namaz k baad thori dair yad kar lia kar,
Teray tamam kamon ki zamadari meri hai.
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Namaz partay waqt aglay lafz pe tawjah rakho
Is tarha dosre khalat ruk jate hain.
Kuch shak nahi apka 1 sms kisi ki Namaz sanwar de,
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Wohi to ALLAH hai jise Main ne
halat-e-maraz main pukara to shifa dedi.
Bhook main pukara to ghaza dedi
Payas main pukara to pani pila dia
Zil;at main pukara to izat dedi
Jahalt main pukara to Noor-e-Marfat se nawaz dia
Rah main bhatak gaya to rasta Dikha dia
Gurbat main Pukara to ghani bana dia
AE ALLAH TU muaf karnay wala ha
or Muafi ko pasan karta hai
Hamian bhi muaf farma
AMEEN
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Memories play a confusing role.
They make you laugh when you rember the time we cried
together!But make uyou cry when you remember the timer
we laughed together...
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Musibton ka muqabla sabar se karo
or nematon ki hifaz shukar se karo.
-------------------------------------------
Kamyabi hoslon se milti hai, or
hoslay doston se miltay hain,
or
or muqdar doston se miltay hain
or
Muqadar insaan khud banata hai
-----------------------------------------
forgivness is the noblest revenge..
Make peace with others and quarrel
With ur own faults.
----------------------------------------
Indian k 1 gaon main 1 cinema khula.Gaon walay
watan se mohabat kartay thay is liye unho ne
Cinema ka naam rakha.
Gandhi G ki Dhooti
Ab jab koi nayi film lagti to us ka poster lagta.
Ganghi g ki dhoti main Spider man,
----------------------------------------------------
Nice one..
Wo bewafa hi kaya to kiya hua,
Mat bura kaho usko,
Tum mujh se set ho jao,
Dafa karo usko,
---------------------------------------------------
Aj kuch bat kar raha hai dil,
Shayad koi faryad kar raha hai dil
Chupke se keh dya dharkan ne,
Wo ap ho jise yad kar rahah hai dill.
--------------------------------------------------
Why do women take so much time inproving their intelligence?
Because they know men are stupid but not blind.
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Takleef wo jo tarpa de
Teacher wp jo saza de
Mohabbat wo jo wafa de
Dushman wo jo marwa de
aur
apna wo eid ki shoping karwa de.
hai koi mera apna.
--------------------------------------------------------
Aurton aur larkiun main sar dhanpnay ki Adat dalleay
Rasool Pak (S.A.W.W) ny farmaya:
Jab AAP Miraaj par gaye to daikha k meri umat ki bohat
si aurtain sakht azab main then , un k Baal jahanum ki
dewaron se bandhy huay thay yeh wo aurtain then k jo apnay
sar k baal Na Mehramon se nahinb chupati thein,
-----------------------------------------------------------
1-Namaz main dil ko,
2-Tanhai main soch ko,
3-Mehfil main zuban ko,
4-Rastay main nighaah ko,
---------------------------------------------------
Nahi sajday kiye hum ne kabhi gairon ki chokhat par,
Iqbal
Hamian jitni zarorat ho Khuda se mang laitay hain.
----------------------------------------------------
Maut k bad insan 5 hison main taqseem ho jae ga.
1-Rooh
Malk uk maut lejaye ga.
2-Maal
Waris le jain gay
3-Gooshat
Keeray makoray kha jain gay.
4-Haddiyan
Mitti kha jaye ge.
5-Nekeaan
Qaraz dar le jain gay
Lekain koshish karna k EMAN shaitan na le jaye.
-----------------------------------------------------
Hadees-e-Pak
Jis ne ASTAGHFAR ko apnay uper lazim kar lia, ALLAH
us ki har pareshani door farmaye ga,
aur har tangi se isay Raahat ata Farmaye ga,
aur usay esi jaga se rizaq ata famaye ga,
jehan se us ka ghman bhi na ho ga,
-
-------------------------------------------------------
AAP (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya k jab meri ummat se
ASTAGHFAR karna kam ho ga, to un par barish ka nazool
kam ho ga,
Abhi ASTAGHFIRULLAh parho.
-------------------------------------------------------
1 din Hazarat Jibrail (A.S) Hazoor (S.A.W.W) k pas aye or kaha
Allah ne mujhay itni taqat di hay k main sari dunia k darkhton k
pattay gin sakta hon
or paani k saray katray or rait k saray zarray gin sakta hon
Lekain
Us aadmi par Allah ki Rehmat ki tadad nahi gin sakta
jo
APP (s.A.W.W) par 1 baar Darood parta hai
Subhan Allah
-------------------------------------------------------------
Nafrat ko hazar moqay do
k wo Mohabbat ban jaye
Lekain!
Mohabbat ko aik bhi moqa na do k wo nafrat ban jaye,
--------------------------------------------------------
Ghazalain
Toot k bikhrta hon to is bat ka ehsas hota hai,
Zindgi itni takleef dailti hai to phir maut ka akam kia ho ga..?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
kabhi hum bhi tumhari jaan thay,
Shayad k tumhain yad ho,
Teri hasti ki shan thay
Shayad k tumhain yahd ho,
aaj jo tum oron pe mar mitay ho haanm,
kal hum pe tum qurban thay Shayad k tumhain yaad ho,
Ab miltay ho to nazren tak chura letay ho tum,
Kal miltay sar-e-aam thay
shayad k tumhain yad ho,
Ab tazkra jo ho mera to uth jatay ho mehfil se,
Kal hum tumharay naam thay
shayad k tumhain yad ho,
------------------------------------------------------
Us k labon pe raat kahani ghazab ki thi,
jazbat beh rahe the rawani ghazab ki thi...
Raja bhi lajawab tha wadi-e-ishaq ka..
Lekain dayar-e-husan ki fani ghazab ki th,..
Kaye kaye na shaam ai meri umar main magar...
Guzri jo teray sath sohani ghazab ki thi,..
Dekhni hai main ne sheher main charti jawani..
Lekain jo tujh pe ai jawaani
Ghazab ki thi.
Main ik umar tak likhta raha dastan-e-gham..
Jo tum ne sunai kal shab wo kahani ghazab ki thi..
----------------------------------------------------------
Un k andaz-e-karam,
un pe wo aana dil ka haaye wo waqat,
wo batain wo zamana dil ka
na suna us ne tawajao se fasana dil ka
Umar guzri per darad na jana dil ka
dil lagi dil ki lagi ban k mita deti hai
Rog dushman ko bi ya Rab na lagana dil ka
wo bi apna na howe dil be gaya hathon se
aisay anay se to behtar hai na aand dil ka
unki mehfil main parveen un k tabasum ki adaa
hum dekhte reh gaye hath se janan dil ka..
--------------------------------------------------
Intelligent Sardar
All scientists fail 2 answer this but sardar rocks!
Q: which liquid thing rurns solid on heating?
Ans: beasan k pakoray.
-----------------------------------------------------
Dark Circles Around Eyes
Make a paste out of 1 tsp. tomato juice, 1/2 tsp. lemon juice,
a pinch of turmeric powder, and 1 tsp. of flour. Apply around eyes.
Leave on for 10 minutes before rinsing.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Samandar k kharay pani ko ALLAH meetha kar k uthata hai aur
barish ki shakal main barsata hai.
Baraf banan kar pak karta hai,
wahan se nadi nalon ki surat daraya main girtay hain zamino
ko sairab karta wapas samandar main ja girta hai,
Yahi pani bakri se doodh, hiran se mushik,makhi se shed,
sanp se zehar,aur insan k liye zindgi
ban jata hai, yahi pani darkhton main aam saib annar
naryal ban jata hai,
Phir sab ka rang zaiqa khushbu taseer alg alg or juda,
ye sab khasusiat ALLAH ne aik pani k katry main rakhi han. Aur tum
apnay Rab ki kon kon si nemat ko jhatlao gay.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Hazrat Musa (A.S) asked ALLAH what do you do when you are Happy?
ALLAH Sweet replied i make it rain.
Musa (A.S) asked again, What do you do When your more happy?
ALLAH Replied i send guests .
Musa (A.S) asked the final time,
What do you do when you the happiest?
ALLAH Replied i make Daughters.
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Ya ALLAH Meray wo gunah maaf farma jo meri
duaon ko qabool nahi honay detay
Ameen
Ghazab ki nigah se na dakh mujhay ae dozkh..!
Bara Raheem hai jis ka Gunhgar hon main.
------------------------------------------------
Allah pak Farmatay hain tu mujhay fajar or Asar
ki namaz k baad thori dair yad kar lia kar,
Teray tamam kamon ki zamadari meri hai.
------------------------------------------------
Namaz partay waqt aglay lafz pe tawjah rakho
Is tarha dosre khalat ruk jate hain.
Kuch shak nahi apka 1 sms kisi ki Namaz sanwar de,
------------------------------------------------
Wohi to ALLAH hai jise Main ne
halat-e-maraz main pukara to shifa dedi.
Bhook main pukara to ghaza dedi
Payas main pukara to pani pila dia
Zil;at main pukara to izat dedi
Jahalt main pukara to Noor-e-Marfat se nawaz dia
Rah main bhatak gaya to rasta Dikha dia
Gurbat main Pukara to ghani bana dia
AE ALLAH TU muaf karnay wala ha
or Muafi ko pasan karta hai
Hamian bhi muaf farma
AMEEN
------------------------------------------------------
Memories play a confusing role.
They make you laugh when you rember the time we cried
together!But make uyou cry when you remember the timer
we laughed together...
-----------------------------------------------------
Musibton ka muqabla sabar se karo
or nematon ki hifaz shukar se karo.
-------------------------------------------
Kamyabi hoslon se milti hai, or
hoslay doston se miltay hain,
or
or muqdar doston se miltay hain
or
Muqadar insaan khud banata hai
-----------------------------------------
forgivness is the noblest revenge..
Make peace with others and quarrel
With ur own faults.
----------------------------------------
Indian k 1 gaon main 1 cinema khula.Gaon walay
watan se mohabat kartay thay is liye unho ne
Cinema ka naam rakha.
Gandhi G ki Dhooti
Ab jab koi nayi film lagti to us ka poster lagta.
Ganghi g ki dhoti main Spider man,
----------------------------------------------------
Nice one..
Wo bewafa hi kaya to kiya hua,
Mat bura kaho usko,
Tum mujh se set ho jao,
Dafa karo usko,
---------------------------------------------------
Aj kuch bat kar raha hai dil,
Shayad koi faryad kar raha hai dil
Chupke se keh dya dharkan ne,
Wo ap ho jise yad kar rahah hai dill.
--------------------------------------------------
Why do women take so much time inproving their intelligence?
Because they know men are stupid but not blind.
------------------------------------------------------------
Takleef wo jo tarpa de
Teacher wp jo saza de
Mohabbat wo jo wafa de
Dushman wo jo marwa de
aur
apna wo eid ki shoping karwa de.
hai koi mera apna.
--------------------------------------------------------
Aurton aur larkiun main sar dhanpnay ki Adat dalleay
Rasool Pak (S.A.W.W) ny farmaya:
Jab AAP Miraaj par gaye to daikha k meri umat ki bohat
si aurtain sakht azab main then , un k Baal jahanum ki
dewaron se bandhy huay thay yeh wo aurtain then k jo apnay
sar k baal Na Mehramon se nahinb chupati thein,
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Friday, August 5, 2011
News Plus: Sms of the week
News Plus: Sms of the week: "har su teri hi qudrat k hai lakhon jalway Maula Hyeran ho me do ankhon se kaya kaya dekhon. -------------------------------------- If 3..."
Sms of the week
har su teri hi qudrat k hai lakhon jalway
Maula
Hyeran ho me do ankhon se kaya kaya dekhon.
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If 3 second can make a photograph more
beautiful then just imagine if you keep
smiling always how beautiful your life
will be.
-----------------------------------------
Shadi main 1 pathan bohat dair tak khana
khata raha
kisi ne pucha kab tak khao ge?
Pathan:hum to khud thak gaya hai lekan card per
likha tha Dinner 7:00 pm to 9:00Pm
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1 pathan kasaai ban gaya,
us ne jab pehli qurbani ki to sab nay usay boht mara..
Q?
us neay galy pr churi phertay houe kaha...
.
.
.
.
happy birhtday to you..
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Jab bacha paida hota hai to saray khandan walay usay
dekhnay atay hain
Bachay ka baap kehtan hai meray betay ka chehra to
mujh par gaya hai..
chahch kehtah hai k is ka hath paon to bilkul mujh
par gaye hain...
Maa kehti hai iss ki naak mujh par gai hai..
Mamon kehta hai iss k kaan mujh par gaye hain..
Phir jab
Wo hi bacha bara ho kar lakian chairta hai to
saray khandan walay kehtay hain
.
.
.
.
Pata nai haramda kiday tey gaya a.
---------------------------------------------------------
Husan wlon ko kaya zarorat hai sanwrnay ki
dosto,
Tum to sadgi main bhi qayamat ki ada rakhtay ho,
Dedicate to me Clapping
Thank you
Thank you
baith jain.
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Abhi raat k diye jalay hain.
abhi taron k karwan chalyay hain
abhi hawan ne anchal lehraya hai.
Abhi chaand nay
chehra dikhaya hai.
Kuch wasal ki baat honay do,
Cahlo adhi rat honay do
Phir dil ko be-Qarar hona hai
Tab ankh ki meri sona hai
Phir raat chalay ge
Baat chalay ge.
Phir yadon ki barat chaly ge.
Phir khawab nagar main Basaira ho ga.!
Phir Subah talk wo mera hoga!
Phir subah tak wo mera ho ga.
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bichar k tum say zindgi saza lagti hai.
yeh saans bhi jaisay mujh say khafa kagti hai,
Tarap uthatay hain dard k maaray,
Zakhmon ko jab teray shehar ki hawa kagiti hai.
Agar ummeed-e-wafa karon to kis say karon,
Mujh ko to meri zindgi bhi be- wafa lagti hai.
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Zindgi uski jis ki mout pe zamand afsoos karay,
Wasi
Youn to har shaks aata hai is Dunia main marnay k liye?
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Kisi ke sath guzray pak baray rangeen hotay hain,..
Mohabbat k ye roz-o-shab baray haseen hotay hain..
Ishaq karna hai to pehlay bikhrnay ka hunar sikho.,
Ishaq main aksar hadsay baray sageen hotay hain.,
kabhi fursat main aak k daikh is vairan se dill main.
Ap ki yad main hum bhi baray ghamgheen hotay hain!
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Daikh kar tenha mujh se pocha baharon nay,
Kahan gaya tera woh humsafar.?
Tujhay to bohot naaz tha us par,
Yeh sun kar hum chup rahay magar..!
meray aansuon nay jawab diya..!
Milna qismat..
Bicherna naseeb tha..
Wo mujh say itna door ho Gaya..
Jitna..!
Woh meray Qareeb tha...
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Us zakham k bharnay main kuch dair to kagti hai.
Jis zakham main shamil hun apno ki inayat...
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Saari duniya main taqseem tum apna waqt kartay ho
Ayaz
Sirf meray liye tum ko koi lamha nahi milta.
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Guzar jaye gi zindgi us k bagair bhi Umar..
Wo hasrat-e-zindgi to nahi...!
---------------------------------------------
Itna bhi hum se naraz mat hua karo..
Dost
Bad qismat hain hum magar bewafa nahi..
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Masroofiyatr say wabasta hai ye zindgi meri..
Faraz
Khud gawaah hai ka phir bhi doston ko
Bohat yaad karaty hain
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Darde-e-Fitrat ne itna barbaad kia,
Teri yaahon ke siwa aur kuch na yaad kia,
Zindgi kar na saki dard ka ellaj,
Sukoon tab tab mila jab bhi tujhay yaad b kia..
--------------------------------------------------
Bin us k zindgi dard-e-Tenha hai
Meri ankhon main mout ayi hai Kehtay hain log ishaq
ko ibadat yaro
Ibadat main phir q itni ruswai hai
--------------------------------------------------
Koi hamsafar nahi hai, Koi raazdan nahi hai
Faqt aik dill tha apna , so wo mehrbaan nahi hai
Kis aankh ko sada doon? Kis Zulf ko pukaroon?
Barri dhoop parr rahi hai, Koi sayebaan anhi
hai
Meray dard ki Haqeeqat, meray aansuon se poocho
mera majlisi tabassum, Mera Tarjumaan nahi hai.
Inhi patthron pe chal k agar aa sako to aao
Mere ghar k rastay me koi Kehkashaan nahi hai..
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Meri sham-e-tenhai aksar mujh se puchti hai
Kahab gaye wo log jin k liye zamane ko Thukraya tum ne
Kahan ho Begherton ye wasi tany mar raha hai,
------------------------------------------------------
Maula
Hyeran ho me do ankhon se kaya kaya dekhon.
--------------------------------------
If 3 second can make a photograph more
beautiful then just imagine if you keep
smiling always how beautiful your life
will be.
-----------------------------------------
Shadi main 1 pathan bohat dair tak khana
khata raha
kisi ne pucha kab tak khao ge?
Pathan:hum to khud thak gaya hai lekan card per
likha tha Dinner 7:00 pm to 9:00Pm
--------------------------------------------------
1 pathan kasaai ban gaya,
us ne jab pehli qurbani ki to sab nay usay boht mara..
Q?
us neay galy pr churi phertay houe kaha...
.
.
.
.
happy birhtday to you..
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Jab bacha paida hota hai to saray khandan walay usay
dekhnay atay hain
Bachay ka baap kehtan hai meray betay ka chehra to
mujh par gaya hai..
chahch kehtah hai k is ka hath paon to bilkul mujh
par gaye hain...
Maa kehti hai iss ki naak mujh par gai hai..
Mamon kehta hai iss k kaan mujh par gaye hain..
Phir jab
Wo hi bacha bara ho kar lakian chairta hai to
saray khandan walay kehtay hain
.
.
.
.
Pata nai haramda kiday tey gaya a.
---------------------------------------------------------
Husan wlon ko kaya zarorat hai sanwrnay ki
dosto,
Tum to sadgi main bhi qayamat ki ada rakhtay ho,
Dedicate to me Clapping
Thank you
Thank you
baith jain.
-------------------------------------------------------
Abhi raat k diye jalay hain.
abhi taron k karwan chalyay hain
abhi hawan ne anchal lehraya hai.
Abhi chaand nay
chehra dikhaya hai.
Kuch wasal ki baat honay do,
Cahlo adhi rat honay do
Phir dil ko be-Qarar hona hai
Tab ankh ki meri sona hai
Phir raat chalay ge
Baat chalay ge.
Phir yadon ki barat chaly ge.
Phir khawab nagar main Basaira ho ga.!
Phir Subah talk wo mera hoga!
Phir subah tak wo mera ho ga.
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bichar k tum say zindgi saza lagti hai.
yeh saans bhi jaisay mujh say khafa kagti hai,
Tarap uthatay hain dard k maaray,
Zakhmon ko jab teray shehar ki hawa kagiti hai.
Agar ummeed-e-wafa karon to kis say karon,
Mujh ko to meri zindgi bhi be- wafa lagti hai.
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Zindgi uski jis ki mout pe zamand afsoos karay,
Wasi
Youn to har shaks aata hai is Dunia main marnay k liye?
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Kisi ke sath guzray pak baray rangeen hotay hain,..
Mohabbat k ye roz-o-shab baray haseen hotay hain..
Ishaq karna hai to pehlay bikhrnay ka hunar sikho.,
Ishaq main aksar hadsay baray sageen hotay hain.,
kabhi fursat main aak k daikh is vairan se dill main.
Ap ki yad main hum bhi baray ghamgheen hotay hain!
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Daikh kar tenha mujh se pocha baharon nay,
Kahan gaya tera woh humsafar.?
Tujhay to bohot naaz tha us par,
Yeh sun kar hum chup rahay magar..!
meray aansuon nay jawab diya..!
Milna qismat..
Bicherna naseeb tha..
Wo mujh say itna door ho Gaya..
Jitna..!
Woh meray Qareeb tha...
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Us zakham k bharnay main kuch dair to kagti hai.
Jis zakham main shamil hun apno ki inayat...
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Saari duniya main taqseem tum apna waqt kartay ho
Ayaz
Sirf meray liye tum ko koi lamha nahi milta.
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Guzar jaye gi zindgi us k bagair bhi Umar..
Wo hasrat-e-zindgi to nahi...!
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Itna bhi hum se naraz mat hua karo..
Dost
Bad qismat hain hum magar bewafa nahi..
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Masroofiyatr say wabasta hai ye zindgi meri..
Faraz
Khud gawaah hai ka phir bhi doston ko
Bohat yaad karaty hain
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Darde-e-Fitrat ne itna barbaad kia,
Teri yaahon ke siwa aur kuch na yaad kia,
Zindgi kar na saki dard ka ellaj,
Sukoon tab tab mila jab bhi tujhay yaad b kia..
--------------------------------------------------
Bin us k zindgi dard-e-Tenha hai
Meri ankhon main mout ayi hai Kehtay hain log ishaq
ko ibadat yaro
Ibadat main phir q itni ruswai hai
--------------------------------------------------
Koi hamsafar nahi hai, Koi raazdan nahi hai
Faqt aik dill tha apna , so wo mehrbaan nahi hai
Kis aankh ko sada doon? Kis Zulf ko pukaroon?
Barri dhoop parr rahi hai, Koi sayebaan anhi
hai
Meray dard ki Haqeeqat, meray aansuon se poocho
mera majlisi tabassum, Mera Tarjumaan nahi hai.
Inhi patthron pe chal k agar aa sako to aao
Mere ghar k rastay me koi Kehkashaan nahi hai..
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Meri sham-e-tenhai aksar mujh se puchti hai
Kahab gaye wo log jin k liye zamane ko Thukraya tum ne
Kahan ho Begherton ye wasi tany mar raha hai,
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News Plus: Islamic Point
News Plus: Islamic Point: "Jab Hum Namaz nahi phartat to ye mat socha karo k waqat nahi mila bal k ye socha karo k hum se aisi kon si galti hoi k ALLAH ne hamain Ap..."
Islamic Point
Jab Hum Namaz nahi phartat to ye mat socha
karo k waqat nahi mila bal k ye socha karo
k hum se aisi kon si galti hoi k ALLAH ne hamain
Apnay samnay khara karna pasand nahi kia?
Nmaz bhi to mulaqat hai Banday ki apne Rab Se,
jese hum bhi un hi logon ko apne Ghar Bulatay
hain jo hamain Achey lagtay hain.
Think about it.
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Sirt Ehsas-e-nadamat,Chashm-e-tarr or ek sajada,
Meray Khuda Tujhay manana kitna asan hai.
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Galat baat par ghusssa aa jana Sharaft ki
Nishani hai,
Lekain usi ghussay ko pee jana Momin ki Nishani hai
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3 chezain Allah ko boht pasan hain...
1-Garmiyun k Rozay,
2-Sardiun ka Wazoo.
3-Jawani ki ibadat
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Hadeese-e-Qudsi
Ae insaan Meri Ibadat K liye faarigh ho ja
Teri bhok khatam kar don ga aur tera seena itmenan
se bhar donga aur agar tu ne aisa na kia tu raat din
mehnat main laga donga aur teri bhok kabhi khatam na hogi.
Tarmizi Sherif,Jild 2ND, page 73.
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AAP (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya:
Ankhon ko unka haq do.Logon ne pocha Hazoor (S.A.W.W)
ankhon ka haq kaya hai?
Aap (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya"Quran ki ziyart.
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Kaya koi insaan Maths parhe bina Engenieer ban sakta hai?
Biology parhe bina Doctor ban sakta hai?
Law paray Bina Lawer Ban sakta hai? Nahi na
Tu phir sochiye k Hum Quran aur Namaz parhe bina
Muslamaan kese ban sakte hain.
Are you agree please coments.
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Hazarat Aqba Bin Amir (R.A) se rewayat hai k main ne
Nabi (S.A.W.W) se pucha k Jehnam aur Jehnam ki aag sy nijat ka
Zariya kaya hai? Jawab me Aap (s.A.W.W) ne farmaya k apni zuban
Qabu main Rakho aur apne Gunahon par Roya karo.
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MOHAMMAD
Kitna payara Naam hai
Mooh se pura niklta nahi or Hount ik dosray ko 2 dafa choom
letay hian
Try it.
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Read it care fully
Dear Muslims as you know that
Roza is the important of our ISLAM but
through funny sms it is showing that Roza is just
an irritating thing.
Like these type of sms
Rozay daro Hosla karo,
Rozey main kesi Shakal nikal ai,
etc,etc,
Remember dis,
It makes very negative inpact on our religion!
so please keep avoiding all type of sms which
makes a fun of Fast, ! Please forward it and just
do forward to wake up da Muslims..!
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What is Quran
Allah ki kitab jo poori dunya ki sardar
Kitbon ko lanay wale Jibrail (A.S) jo Firshton k
Sardar
Jis par utra wo Nabiun ka sardar Mohammad (S.A.W.W)
Jis ummat par utra wo ummat ki sardar Muslman
Jis shehr main utra wo shehron ka sardar Macca,Madina
Jis mehnay main utra wo Maheenon ka sardar Ramdan
Aur jis rat mumkin hua wo rat raton ki sardar
Shab-e-Qadar
Yeh hai Muslimanon ki virasat.
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karo k waqat nahi mila bal k ye socha karo
k hum se aisi kon si galti hoi k ALLAH ne hamain
Apnay samnay khara karna pasand nahi kia?
Nmaz bhi to mulaqat hai Banday ki apne Rab Se,
jese hum bhi un hi logon ko apne Ghar Bulatay
hain jo hamain Achey lagtay hain.
Think about it.
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Sirt Ehsas-e-nadamat,Chashm-e-tarr or ek sajada,
Meray Khuda Tujhay manana kitna asan hai.
------------------------------------------------
Galat baat par ghusssa aa jana Sharaft ki
Nishani hai,
Lekain usi ghussay ko pee jana Momin ki Nishani hai
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3 chezain Allah ko boht pasan hain...
1-Garmiyun k Rozay,
2-Sardiun ka Wazoo.
3-Jawani ki ibadat
-------------------------------------
Hadeese-e-Qudsi
Ae insaan Meri Ibadat K liye faarigh ho ja
Teri bhok khatam kar don ga aur tera seena itmenan
se bhar donga aur agar tu ne aisa na kia tu raat din
mehnat main laga donga aur teri bhok kabhi khatam na hogi.
Tarmizi Sherif,Jild 2ND, page 73.
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AAP (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya:
Ankhon ko unka haq do.Logon ne pocha Hazoor (S.A.W.W)
ankhon ka haq kaya hai?
Aap (S.A.W.W) ne farmaya"Quran ki ziyart.
---------------------------------------------------------
Kaya koi insaan Maths parhe bina Engenieer ban sakta hai?
Biology parhe bina Doctor ban sakta hai?
Law paray Bina Lawer Ban sakta hai? Nahi na
Tu phir sochiye k Hum Quran aur Namaz parhe bina
Muslamaan kese ban sakte hain.
Are you agree please coments.
--------------------------------------------------------
Hazarat Aqba Bin Amir (R.A) se rewayat hai k main ne
Nabi (S.A.W.W) se pucha k Jehnam aur Jehnam ki aag sy nijat ka
Zariya kaya hai? Jawab me Aap (s.A.W.W) ne farmaya k apni zuban
Qabu main Rakho aur apne Gunahon par Roya karo.
-------------------------------------------------------------
MOHAMMAD
Kitna payara Naam hai
Mooh se pura niklta nahi or Hount ik dosray ko 2 dafa choom
letay hian
Try it.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Read it care fully
Dear Muslims as you know that
Roza is the important of our ISLAM but
through funny sms it is showing that Roza is just
an irritating thing.
Like these type of sms
Rozay daro Hosla karo,
Rozey main kesi Shakal nikal ai,
etc,etc,
Remember dis,
It makes very negative inpact on our religion!
so please keep avoiding all type of sms which
makes a fun of Fast, ! Please forward it and just
do forward to wake up da Muslims..!
---------------------------------------------------
What is Quran
Allah ki kitab jo poori dunya ki sardar
Kitbon ko lanay wale Jibrail (A.S) jo Firshton k
Sardar
Jis par utra wo Nabiun ka sardar Mohammad (S.A.W.W)
Jis ummat par utra wo ummat ki sardar Muslman
Jis shehr main utra wo shehron ka sardar Macca,Madina
Jis mehnay main utra wo Maheenon ka sardar Ramdan
Aur jis rat mumkin hua wo rat raton ki sardar
Shab-e-Qadar
Yeh hai Muslimanon ki virasat.
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Friday, July 29, 2011
News Plus: Ever Green Things
News Plus: Ever Green Things: "Insan gunah karta hai us wazt bhi ALLAH pak us pr 4 ehsan karta hain 1-Rizaq band nahi kartan 2-Taqat salb nahi karta 3-Gunah ko zahir n..."
Ever Green Things
Insan gunah karta hai us wazt bhi ALLAH
pak us pr 4 ehsan karta hain
1-Rizaq band nahi kartan
2-Taqat salb nahi karta
3-Gunah ko zahir nahi karta
4-Fori saza nahi deta.
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Jab Hazoor (S.A.W) k visal ka waqat qareeb
Aya to apne Hazrat Izrail(A.S) se pucha k
kaya meri umat ko b mout ki itni takleef
Bardasht karni paraey gi to Farishte ne kaha
Jee to APki Ankh mubarak se ansu jaari ho gaye
to ALLAH ne Farmaya Ae Mohammad (S.A.W) apki
Umat agar har Namaz k Foran baad Ayatul-U-Kursi
parhege to mout k waqat uska 1 Paon dunya main
hoga or 1 Jannat main ho ga.
Shbhan Allah
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Ae Allah is khobsorat Kainaat k Malik
Hum kamzor hain,Tu taqat wala hai
Hum aajiz hain,
Tu be niyaz hain,
Ae Allah!
Hum mangtay hain,
Tu deta hain,
Hum mujram hain,
Tu Shehnshah hai,
Tujhay teri Shan-e-Rehemi-o-Kareemi ka wastan,
Hum pe karam farma,
Q k hum kisi imtihan or
Azmaish k qabil nahi hain,
Ae Allah!
Tu muaf karne wala hain
or
Mafi ko Pasan Kartan hai,
Hum sab ko muaf farma,
Ameen.
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Jis darakht ki Lakri Naram hogi us ki shakhain
zayada hongi,
Bs narm tabiyat or Naram Guftar ban jao
ta k tumharay chahne wale ziada hon.
---------------------------------------------
Jo shakhas azan k darmian bat
karta hai to mot k waqat
Usay Kalma Nasib na ho ga.
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Baba Fareed
Pata yaari di yari daa innj lagda,
Jidon yaar noun yaar dii
Khech howay,
Eidroun main niklaan te oudhron toun niklen,
Milaap dounhan da gali de wich howay,
Wajjay teer judai da wich seenay,
Zakham 2 howan tay dard 1 howay,
Gulam Fareeda Yaari da maza tad hee hounda
Lashaan 2 te qabar hik Howay.
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Islam is a school,
Dunia is a Class,
We are Student,
Quran is slabus,
Namaz is practical,
Mohammad (S.A.W) is teacher,
Allah is Examiner and Qayamat is Date of Result'
So try to get first position,,
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Kisi din hum bhi guzra hua kal ban jaingay?
Pehlay har roz kisi ko?
Phir kabhi kabhi kisi ko?
Phir kabhi na kabhi?
Phir kabhi na kisi ko
[Yaad Ayin gay]
---------------------------------------------
Mohabbat ki qasam wo aisa nahi tha...
Wo apna tha magar lagta nahi tha,..
Na janay q na aaya mujhse milne,
Zamany se to wo darta nahi tha
hansi ki bari adat thi us ko,
Wo mujh ko dekh kar magar hansta nahi tha..
Mera dil main shamil hai uski ulfat
Wo meray jaisa tha faqat mera nahi tha.
--------------------------------------------
Tum naghma-e-maah-o-Anjum ho
tum soz-e-taman kia jano?
tum dard-e-mohabbat kaya samjho?
Tum dil ka tarpna kaya jano?
Tum door kharay takte hi rahe,
aur dobne wala dob gaya!
Sahil ko tum manzil samjhe,
Tum lazzt-e-Daraya kia jano?
So bar Agar tum rooth gaye
Hum tum ko mana hi le gain magar!
1 bar agar hum roth gaye,
Tum hum ko manana kaya jano?
Dunya-e-Rafaqat me shayad,
tum pehlle pehlle aye ho.!
Tum doobti nabzen kia samjho?
tum dil ka dharkna kia jano...?
---------------------------------------------
Takhleeq-e-kainat ki ye reet bari niraali hai
Dost.
Jo ho na sakay apna,
Acha bhi wohi lagta hai...
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Pooch ankhon seay kia kitna intzar tera,
Ban k Dharkan dil main basa piyar Tera,
Apni palkon ki panahon main saja lay mujh ko,
Maar daly na qasam say ye khoomar tera,
Mera mehbob khilla hai aaj pholon ki tarah,
Karon shykriyan main kesay ae Bahar Tera,
Rukh-e-Mehtab say zara zulf hata kar to dekho,
Thehra hain aaj waqt bhi karnay dedaar tera,
Younhi saya ban kar zindgi bhar sang chalna,
Mujhay sari duniya say ziyada hai Aetbar tera.!!
----------------------------------------------------
Mana k kabhi nahi huwe hum trae payar k qabil,
Apna na sahi,
Anjana samjh kar hall poch lia karo...
----------------------------------------------------
Teray Garor ko daikh k teri tamana bi chor di humne
dost.
Zara hum bhi to dakhain k kon chahta hai tujhay
Humari Tarha..
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Real Love
Sakht garmi ki waja se jism se paseena behta hai
Main ne jub ye paseena apni bivi k dupaty se puncha to us
ne kaha dupata ganda na karo
jab main ne paseena Maa k dupaty se puncha to Maa ne
Kaha ye dupata ganda hain main tujhay saat deti hon
Dunia main maa se Ziyada aur koi tum se mukhlis nahi.
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Yeh ratain bhi kitan ajeeb mijaz rakhti hain...
Kisi ko methi nend solati hain to kisi ko yaad
main Rulati hain.....
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A real beautiful sentence with a very wonderful meaning
We need everything permanent'in a temporary life'
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I Miss u
Pal se pal tak
Subah se sham tak
Din se rat tak
Kal se aaj tak
Monday se sunday tak
January se December tak
Neend se Khawaab tak
Zamin se Asman tak
Is kinaray se us Kinaray tak
Yahan se Wahan tak
Aap se mujh tak
Zindgi se Mot tak
Chand se Sitaron tak
Ghum se khushi tak
North se soutn tak
East se West tak
Dil se dil Tak
Kalli se Gulab tak
Aur zindgi k pehlay din se zindgi ka last din tak
I MISS YOU..
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Koi mil jaye tum jaisa ye na mumkin hai,
Dost,
par tum bhi koi dhond lo hum jaisa ye
itna asaan nahi...
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Q rotay ho is bewafa dunia main.
Ansoun se Taqdeer badlti to aj
mera bhi koi apnad hota
-------------------------------
Ak Muddat tak main us ki zarurat bana raha.
phir hua youn k us ki zarurat badal gai.
Pehlay tha boht sadda Phir ho gaya chalak
youn pal do pal main us ki serat badal gai
Janoon-e-ishaq main poohta tha mujhay devta samjh kr,
Hui ibaadat main kami to us ki chahat badal gai..
Issay saaqi ka karam kahain ya sitam logo....!
Jab denay laga mujhay sharab to niyyat Badal Gai..
Bana lia meray yaar ne naye yaar Bazme-e-dunia main,
Phir achank us ke payar ki wo lazzat Badal gai.
Nakaam-e-Mohabbat ne gehra asar dalla mujh pr,
Dia jab us ne dhoka to meri shakhsiyat badal gai.
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Ankhon main jo tehreerain thin!
honton pe wo bol na thay....
Hum thay us ke payar k talib
Bs hathoh main kashkol na thay..
Hum ne us ko toot k chaha!
Ye uska haq tha lekan ..
Wo bhi hum ko toot k Chahe!
Hum intany Anmol Na thay.
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Kaya likhon teray nam sajna
tumhain sochon subah sham sajna
neli jheel ka pani ho tum
Mohabbat ki kehani ho tum
Payar ke methay bol ho tum
Meray main ki jeet ho tum
Meray labon ka geet ho tum
Chaman main khilta gulab ki likhi kitab ho tum
Meray labon ka tabsam ho tum
Jo toot na sakay wo qasam ho tum,
-------------------------------------------------
Zarorr to nahi ho khushi de usi se mohabbat ho
Payar to Aksar dil torne walon se ho jata hain.
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Udas mat raho hum se udas nahi hota...
Ae Dost
Tumharay chehray ko khush dekh kar
hum apnay chum bhulatay hain
--------------------------------------------
Shair (lion) din main 18 ghantay sota hai
agar mehnat kamyabi ki kunji hoti to gadha
jungle ka badsha hota.
so.. soye raho meray shairo
no morining shorning.
------------------------------------------
Suna hai wo raton ko jaga karta hain,
Faraz,
usay kehna k subah kaam te teray pyo ne jana ay...?
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Ek admi kafi dair se apna nikah nama
dekh raha tha.
wife ne tang a kar pocha...
kia dekh rahay ho?
Adamil bola.
Exipry date dhoond raha hon.
--------------------------------------
Katrina said to Ashwariya:
Dunia main 1 Tum hi beautiful nai ho
suna hai Lahore main koi Sheikh bhi rehta hai
Lo daso enu kiny dus dita..
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Tu bhi to ainay ki tarha bewafa nikla yar.
Jo samnay aya usi ka ho gaya...!!
----------------------------------------------
Sardar wrote a letter to Bill Gates:
sir, I have some questings to ask !
1-The letters in order, when will you release the
Corrected version,
2-There is a start button but not stop button, why so?
3-We learnt Ms-Word, but when you will release MS-Sentence?
Finally a personal question....
Why is your name gates enen though you sell Windows?..
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Challenge 4 you...
Insani jism ke kon se 3 aisay hissay hain..?
jin ko katnay se Dard Nahi hota..
1-Hair
2-Nail
3-............?
tell the third part?
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Ye jan kar khushi hui k usay bhi meray dukh dard
ka ahsan hai, Aj us ne b keh diya itnae udan rehtay ho
to mar q nahi jaatay...!
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Wo Tenha andhere main bethi,
Ghanton intezar karti thi uska,
Dil se suba sham yayd karti thi usko,
Bhool se bhi Bhula nahi paati thi usko,
Phir umeed ki ek kiran Nazar ai
Andhere main Roshni nazar ai
Aur wo zor se chilai
Ami Light ai,Ami Light ai...
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Important Elan!!!!!
Ab apki zakat,fitrana aur sadqat bhi ghair mehfoz
ho chukay hain logo.
Q K
.
.
.
.
Zardari yateem ho gaya hai.....
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Raat ki hum Asman pr gaye
Aap k liye boht say taray samaitay
Bari Mushkil se Chand bhi torr k la rahay thay
k
shopper phatt Gaya...Sachii.
----------------------------------------------------
Boy: Agar main tumhain kiss kar k bhaag jaon to?
Girl:Main samjhon gi k aik larka jo pura paper kar
sakta tha wo objective kar k bhag gaya.
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SMS for Vote:
This is an sms for a good change in Pakistan.
Please do not vote for:
PML(N),PML(Q),PPP,MQM,JUI and ANP in the upcoming
Elections.
Because Azmaye hue ko aazmana Jahalat hai..
So,
vote only for PTI(Imran Khan)..
if you want to change.
----------------------------------------------------
Treat ment of Gurda
Gurday ki pathri ka behtreen or aazmoda ilaj..
Honey, Lemon and and Zetoon half spon mix in half glass water
and drink it first time in moroning for 15 to 20 days.
it is is very useful treatment.
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How we can off songs During calls.
for songs off detail as per under:
for ZONG type UNR and send to 230
for Tele Nor type UNSUB and send to 230
for Mobilink type UNSUB and send to 230
for U-Phone type UNSUB and send to 666
for warid RBT off and send to 7171
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pak us pr 4 ehsan karta hain
1-Rizaq band nahi kartan
2-Taqat salb nahi karta
3-Gunah ko zahir nahi karta
4-Fori saza nahi deta.
---------------------------------------
Jab Hazoor (S.A.W) k visal ka waqat qareeb
Aya to apne Hazrat Izrail(A.S) se pucha k
kaya meri umat ko b mout ki itni takleef
Bardasht karni paraey gi to Farishte ne kaha
Jee to APki Ankh mubarak se ansu jaari ho gaye
to ALLAH ne Farmaya Ae Mohammad (S.A.W) apki
Umat agar har Namaz k Foran baad Ayatul-U-Kursi
parhege to mout k waqat uska 1 Paon dunya main
hoga or 1 Jannat main ho ga.
Shbhan Allah
-----------------------------------------------
Ae Allah is khobsorat Kainaat k Malik
Hum kamzor hain,Tu taqat wala hai
Hum aajiz hain,
Tu be niyaz hain,
Ae Allah!
Hum mangtay hain,
Tu deta hain,
Hum mujram hain,
Tu Shehnshah hai,
Tujhay teri Shan-e-Rehemi-o-Kareemi ka wastan,
Hum pe karam farma,
Q k hum kisi imtihan or
Azmaish k qabil nahi hain,
Ae Allah!
Tu muaf karne wala hain
or
Mafi ko Pasan Kartan hai,
Hum sab ko muaf farma,
Ameen.
----------------------------------------------
Jis darakht ki Lakri Naram hogi us ki shakhain
zayada hongi,
Bs narm tabiyat or Naram Guftar ban jao
ta k tumharay chahne wale ziada hon.
---------------------------------------------
Jo shakhas azan k darmian bat
karta hai to mot k waqat
Usay Kalma Nasib na ho ga.
--------------------------------------------
Baba Fareed
Pata yaari di yari daa innj lagda,
Jidon yaar noun yaar dii
Khech howay,
Eidroun main niklaan te oudhron toun niklen,
Milaap dounhan da gali de wich howay,
Wajjay teer judai da wich seenay,
Zakham 2 howan tay dard 1 howay,
Gulam Fareeda Yaari da maza tad hee hounda
Lashaan 2 te qabar hik Howay.
-----------------------------------------------
Islam is a school,
Dunia is a Class,
We are Student,
Quran is slabus,
Namaz is practical,
Mohammad (S.A.W) is teacher,
Allah is Examiner and Qayamat is Date of Result'
So try to get first position,,
-----------------------------------------------------
Kisi din hum bhi guzra hua kal ban jaingay?
Pehlay har roz kisi ko?
Phir kabhi kabhi kisi ko?
Phir kabhi na kabhi?
Phir kabhi na kisi ko
[Yaad Ayin gay]
---------------------------------------------
Mohabbat ki qasam wo aisa nahi tha...
Wo apna tha magar lagta nahi tha,..
Na janay q na aaya mujhse milne,
Zamany se to wo darta nahi tha
hansi ki bari adat thi us ko,
Wo mujh ko dekh kar magar hansta nahi tha..
Mera dil main shamil hai uski ulfat
Wo meray jaisa tha faqat mera nahi tha.
--------------------------------------------
Tum naghma-e-maah-o-Anjum ho
tum soz-e-taman kia jano?
tum dard-e-mohabbat kaya samjho?
Tum dil ka tarpna kaya jano?
Tum door kharay takte hi rahe,
aur dobne wala dob gaya!
Sahil ko tum manzil samjhe,
Tum lazzt-e-Daraya kia jano?
So bar Agar tum rooth gaye
Hum tum ko mana hi le gain magar!
1 bar agar hum roth gaye,
Tum hum ko manana kaya jano?
Dunya-e-Rafaqat me shayad,
tum pehlle pehlle aye ho.!
Tum doobti nabzen kia samjho?
tum dil ka dharkna kia jano...?
---------------------------------------------
Takhleeq-e-kainat ki ye reet bari niraali hai
Dost.
Jo ho na sakay apna,
Acha bhi wohi lagta hai...
-----------------------------------------------
Pooch ankhon seay kia kitna intzar tera,
Ban k Dharkan dil main basa piyar Tera,
Apni palkon ki panahon main saja lay mujh ko,
Maar daly na qasam say ye khoomar tera,
Mera mehbob khilla hai aaj pholon ki tarah,
Karon shykriyan main kesay ae Bahar Tera,
Rukh-e-Mehtab say zara zulf hata kar to dekho,
Thehra hain aaj waqt bhi karnay dedaar tera,
Younhi saya ban kar zindgi bhar sang chalna,
Mujhay sari duniya say ziyada hai Aetbar tera.!!
----------------------------------------------------
Mana k kabhi nahi huwe hum trae payar k qabil,
Apna na sahi,
Anjana samjh kar hall poch lia karo...
----------------------------------------------------
Teray Garor ko daikh k teri tamana bi chor di humne
dost.
Zara hum bhi to dakhain k kon chahta hai tujhay
Humari Tarha..
------------------------------------------------------
Real Love
Sakht garmi ki waja se jism se paseena behta hai
Main ne jub ye paseena apni bivi k dupaty se puncha to us
ne kaha dupata ganda na karo
jab main ne paseena Maa k dupaty se puncha to Maa ne
Kaha ye dupata ganda hain main tujhay saat deti hon
Dunia main maa se Ziyada aur koi tum se mukhlis nahi.
----------------------------------------------------------
Yeh ratain bhi kitan ajeeb mijaz rakhti hain...
Kisi ko methi nend solati hain to kisi ko yaad
main Rulati hain.....
------------------------------------------------------
A real beautiful sentence with a very wonderful meaning
We need everything permanent'in a temporary life'
-------------------------------------------------------
I Miss u
Pal se pal tak
Subah se sham tak
Din se rat tak
Kal se aaj tak
Monday se sunday tak
January se December tak
Neend se Khawaab tak
Zamin se Asman tak
Is kinaray se us Kinaray tak
Yahan se Wahan tak
Aap se mujh tak
Zindgi se Mot tak
Chand se Sitaron tak
Ghum se khushi tak
North se soutn tak
East se West tak
Dil se dil Tak
Kalli se Gulab tak
Aur zindgi k pehlay din se zindgi ka last din tak
I MISS YOU..
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Koi mil jaye tum jaisa ye na mumkin hai,
Dost,
par tum bhi koi dhond lo hum jaisa ye
itna asaan nahi...
--------------------------------------------------------
Q rotay ho is bewafa dunia main.
Ansoun se Taqdeer badlti to aj
mera bhi koi apnad hota
-------------------------------
Ak Muddat tak main us ki zarurat bana raha.
phir hua youn k us ki zarurat badal gai.
Pehlay tha boht sadda Phir ho gaya chalak
youn pal do pal main us ki serat badal gai
Janoon-e-ishaq main poohta tha mujhay devta samjh kr,
Hui ibaadat main kami to us ki chahat badal gai..
Issay saaqi ka karam kahain ya sitam logo....!
Jab denay laga mujhay sharab to niyyat Badal Gai..
Bana lia meray yaar ne naye yaar Bazme-e-dunia main,
Phir achank us ke payar ki wo lazzat Badal gai.
Nakaam-e-Mohabbat ne gehra asar dalla mujh pr,
Dia jab us ne dhoka to meri shakhsiyat badal gai.
-------------------------------------------------
Ankhon main jo tehreerain thin!
honton pe wo bol na thay....
Hum thay us ke payar k talib
Bs hathoh main kashkol na thay..
Hum ne us ko toot k chaha!
Ye uska haq tha lekan ..
Wo bhi hum ko toot k Chahe!
Hum intany Anmol Na thay.
-------------------------------------------------
Kaya likhon teray nam sajna
tumhain sochon subah sham sajna
neli jheel ka pani ho tum
Mohabbat ki kehani ho tum
Payar ke methay bol ho tum
Meray main ki jeet ho tum
Meray labon ka geet ho tum
Chaman main khilta gulab ki likhi kitab ho tum
Meray labon ka tabsam ho tum
Jo toot na sakay wo qasam ho tum,
-------------------------------------------------
Zarorr to nahi ho khushi de usi se mohabbat ho
Payar to Aksar dil torne walon se ho jata hain.
-----------------------------------------------
Udas mat raho hum se udas nahi hota...
Ae Dost
Tumharay chehray ko khush dekh kar
hum apnay chum bhulatay hain
--------------------------------------------
Shair (lion) din main 18 ghantay sota hai
agar mehnat kamyabi ki kunji hoti to gadha
jungle ka badsha hota.
so.. soye raho meray shairo
no morining shorning.
------------------------------------------
Suna hai wo raton ko jaga karta hain,
Faraz,
usay kehna k subah kaam te teray pyo ne jana ay...?
----------------------------------------------------
Ek admi kafi dair se apna nikah nama
dekh raha tha.
wife ne tang a kar pocha...
kia dekh rahay ho?
Adamil bola.
Exipry date dhoond raha hon.
--------------------------------------
Katrina said to Ashwariya:
Dunia main 1 Tum hi beautiful nai ho
suna hai Lahore main koi Sheikh bhi rehta hai
Lo daso enu kiny dus dita..
----------------------------------------------
Tu bhi to ainay ki tarha bewafa nikla yar.
Jo samnay aya usi ka ho gaya...!!
----------------------------------------------
Sardar wrote a letter to Bill Gates:
sir, I have some questings to ask !
1-The letters in order, when will you release the
Corrected version,
2-There is a start button but not stop button, why so?
3-We learnt Ms-Word, but when you will release MS-Sentence?
Finally a personal question....
Why is your name gates enen though you sell Windows?..
-----------------------------------------------------------
Challenge 4 you...
Insani jism ke kon se 3 aisay hissay hain..?
jin ko katnay se Dard Nahi hota..
1-Hair
2-Nail
3-............?
tell the third part?
--------------------------------------------------------
Ye jan kar khushi hui k usay bhi meray dukh dard
ka ahsan hai, Aj us ne b keh diya itnae udan rehtay ho
to mar q nahi jaatay...!
--------------------------------------------------------
Wo Tenha andhere main bethi,
Ghanton intezar karti thi uska,
Dil se suba sham yayd karti thi usko,
Bhool se bhi Bhula nahi paati thi usko,
Phir umeed ki ek kiran Nazar ai
Andhere main Roshni nazar ai
Aur wo zor se chilai
Ami Light ai,Ami Light ai...
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Important Elan!!!!!
Ab apki zakat,fitrana aur sadqat bhi ghair mehfoz
ho chukay hain logo.
Q K
.
.
.
.
Zardari yateem ho gaya hai.....
-----------------------------------------------------
Raat ki hum Asman pr gaye
Aap k liye boht say taray samaitay
Bari Mushkil se Chand bhi torr k la rahay thay
k
shopper phatt Gaya...Sachii.
----------------------------------------------------
Boy: Agar main tumhain kiss kar k bhaag jaon to?
Girl:Main samjhon gi k aik larka jo pura paper kar
sakta tha wo objective kar k bhag gaya.
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SMS for Vote:
This is an sms for a good change in Pakistan.
Please do not vote for:
PML(N),PML(Q),PPP,MQM,JUI and ANP in the upcoming
Elections.
Because Azmaye hue ko aazmana Jahalat hai..
So,
vote only for PTI(Imran Khan)..
if you want to change.
----------------------------------------------------
Treat ment of Gurda
Gurday ki pathri ka behtreen or aazmoda ilaj..
Honey, Lemon and and Zetoon half spon mix in half glass water
and drink it first time in moroning for 15 to 20 days.
it is is very useful treatment.
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How we can off songs During calls.
for songs off detail as per under:
for ZONG type UNR and send to 230
for Tele Nor type UNSUB and send to 230
for Mobilink type UNSUB and send to 230
for U-Phone type UNSUB and send to 666
for warid RBT off and send to 7171
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News Plus: Sms.com: "Flower k papers per, chand ki ink se, Payar k pen ne, Chahat bharay alfaz se, Likhay hain app k liye, Sirf 3 Words, Always be happy! ..."
Sms.com
Flower k papers per,
chand ki ink se,
Payar k pen ne,
Chahat bharay alfaz se,
Likhay hain app k liye,
Sirf 3
Words,
Always be happy!
--------------------------
1 kistan ne apnay khait main putla lagany k bajay
Zardari ka photo lga dia
Kawway pachlay sal jo gandam le gaye thay, wo
bhi wapis kar gaye,
-------------------------------------------------
Usay kehna agar meri mohabbat main na thi
Pakizgi itni Tujhay tark-e-talluq mian q mushkil pari itni
Badal jao tum bhi magar ye zehan main rakhna
Kahin pachtawa na bun jjaye hum se be rukhi itni
Tujhay yun toot kar chaha wajod apna mita dala
Wali ban chukay hotay jo karteay bandagi itni...
--------------------------------------------------------
Batoon k har jawab main, bus ik mukhtasir si haan...
Lagta hai meri zaat say, ukta gya hay wo.....
---------------------------------------------------------
Unhain kehna agar fursat main hi yaad karna hai to na kiya kere.
hum Tenha zaror hain par itne fazool bhi nahi...
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Mother
Ameeeeeeen
This prayer is for our mothers. please say Ameen for once.
Ae Khudan,
Meeri maa ko sehat or Tandrusti ata Farma
or Unhain hamesha hamaray liye Slamat rakh
un ki duen hamesha hamaray sar par chadar ki
taraha rahain
AMEEN.
----------------------------------------------------------------
Julay 2011 main 5 Jumay
5 itwar
5 Haftay hon gay.
Ye ek ankhoka saal hay esa dubara 823 Years bad ho ga.
Intersting information,
Tell your all friends.
------------------------------------------------------------
Confidence vs over Confidence
Ap apni girl friend ki kiss le saktay hain
That is Confidence
and
Sirf aap hi le saktay hain that is over confidence.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Lovely Thought
I know so many people hate me,
Because
I am no so good..
But
Some people loves me,
Because
They know, that i am not too bad.
----------------------------------------------------------
Wife: Dear tum mujhay kitna payar kartay ho?
Husband:Main tum se itna payar karta hon k Tumhara
Jootha Zehar b pee sakta hon
Agar yaqeen nai to Azma k Dekh lo.
----------------------------------------------------------
3 boys purposing 3 Girls.
1 boy:Tu meri Laila,
main tera Majnu
2 boy:Tu meri Sassi,
Main tera Punnu
Tesra sardar tha
Sardar:Tu meri Heer,
Te main tera veer.
------------------------------------------------------
Har bar wo mujhay q chor jata hai tenha....
faraz.
Main mazboor to bohat hoon magar Mughal steel sariya to nahi..
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Hajoom itna ho tumhari zindgi main Khushiun ka
Ae Dost,
Gham guzrana bhi chahay to usay rasta na millay
Ameen...
--------------------------------------------------------------
Koi suraj jagay dharti per
Kuch aisa ho yeh rat dhalay
Koi hath main thamay hath mera
Koi le k mujh ko sath chalay
Koi bethay meray pehlu main
Meray hath pe apna hath dharay.
aur ponch k ansu aknkhon se
Wo dheray se ye bat kehay
Youn tenha safar ab katta nahi
Chalo hum bhi tumharay sath Chalain.
----------------------------------------------------
Naiki
Ek maa bachay ko goad main liye ro rahi thi wahan se ek
Admi guzra ronay ki waja puchi tu orat ne kaha Janab mera
Bacha Beemar hai or dawa k liye paisay nahi
Admi ne 1000 ka note dia or kaha jao dawa lao or baqi paise mujhay la k do?
Orat gai or thori dair baad dawa la k baqi 800 rupees apne Mohsin ko wapas
diye tu wo bola Shabash hum sab ko naiki karni chahiye doctor ko fees mil
gai tumhe dawa mil gai or mera jalli note chal gaya.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Never try to maintain relation in your life...
Just try to maintain life in your Relation.
-----------------------------------------------------
Doctor:
apke 2 dant kaisay toot gaye?
Pappu: ji wo begum ne roti Barri sakhat Banai thi,
Doctor:To khanay se inkaar kar detay!
Puppu:ji wohi to kia tha.
----------------------------------------------------
Your kindness may be treated as your
weakness.
Still be kind"
your help to others may go unneeded and unnoticed,
Still be helpful"
"If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you,
Still be honest"
If you find hapopiness, thay may be Jealous,
Still be happy"
The good you do taday,
People will often forget Tomorrow, do good anyway"
Because it is between you and ALLAH, It is never between you and them
Have a Bleesed life!!!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bura hoon bhala hoon tera hi banda hoon..
ya Rab:
Paida hotay hi Kalma suna tha martay waqt bhi naseeb
Karna Ameen...
--------------------------------------------------------------
Achay waqat se zayada acha dost aziz rakho
Q k
Acha dost buray waqat ko bhi acha bana deta hai
-----------------------------------------------------------
ALLAH 's LOVE
Hazart Yousaf (AS) ko Allah ne apne walid
Hazrt Yaqoob (AS) se juda kar diya
Hazrt Yaqoob (AS) ne Hazrt Jibrail (AS)
se waja pochi to Kaha
ap k dil main Yousaf (AS) k liye Allah se bhi zayad
Mohabbat paida ho gai thi.
Jab Allah ne Bap Baitay ko 40 sal bad Milya to
Hazrat Yaqoob (AS) aur Hazrf Yousaf (AS)
galay lag kar itna roye k 3 bar behosh ho gaye to
Hazrat Jibrail ne Allah se Pocha YA ALLAH
itni Mohabbat b koi Kisi se kar sakta hai?
Allah ne Farmaya:
Jibrail, Main Ummat-e-Muhammad (S.A.S.W.W)
k har fard se is se 70 guna ziada muhabbat karta hon
SUBHAN ALLAH
------------------------------------------------------
Zindgi 2 din ki hain 1 din tumharay haq main
1 Din tumharay khilaf
Jis din tumharay haq main ho us din guror mat karna
aur jb tumharay khilaf ho us din sabar kar lena.
-----------------------------------------------------
REHMAN
Wo zat jis ne tumhain mitti se insan banaya wo zaat
jo tumharay gunahon k bawjood tumhain rizq deta hai
wo zaat jo tumhari tuba pe tumharay gunahon ko bhi nekiyon main
badal deta hain wo zaat jo tumharay raaz jante hue bhi tumhari
sarkashi k bawjood unhain fash nahi kart wo zaat jisne
tumhare liye apna Quran utara ta k tum Falah or
Nijat pa sako.
Han Yakenan wohi to hai Ibadat k Liqe,
TO TUM APNE RAB KI KON KON SI NEMAT KO JHUTLAO GAY.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
A man asked ALLAH"
What is basic difference between your love and my love?
ALLAH answers:
A bird on sky is My love and a Bird in a cage is your love.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Agar tum Quran pak ki tilawat kar rahay hon or azan
ki awaz aye to Quran Pak ko band kr k Azan Sunno, aur us k
kalmat ka jawab do,
zara sochye Azan k waqt Quran pak ki tilawt nai karna chahiaye,
Aur hum log aj kal Azan k waqt baton or TV band karne se b nai baz aatay,
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Zindgi inhi namon main se ak hai
A SE AITBAR
B SE BHAROOSA
C SE CHAHAT
D SE DOSTI
E SE ENAYAT
F SE FAISAL
G SE GHAM
H SE HAMSAFAR
I SE INTAZAR
J SE JUSTUJU
K SE KHAYAL
L SE LAMHA
M SE MOHABBAT
N SE NARAZGI
O SE OMME
P SE PAYAR
Q SE QISMAT
R SE RISHTA
S SE SAMJHOTA
T SE TAMANNA
U SE UDASSI
V SE VIRAST
W SE WADA
X SE XCUSES
Y SE YADAIN
Z SE ZINDGI
Kaisi lagi zindgi.
--------------------------------
Agar ?
Mohabbat un se na milau jin se ap payar kartay hain
To phir Mohabbat
un ko zaror dena jo ap se payar kartay hain.
-------------------------------------------------------
Mujhay ap k honto par
?
bas 1 bar
?
?
Plz
bs 1 bar
bohat dil chah raha hai
bs 1 bar
1
Payari c hansi dekhni hain.
Smile please
---------------------------------
Teacher: Tumharay abu kaya kartay hain?
Bacha:PSW k malik hain.
Teacher: nice,acha ye PSW ka kaya matlab hai?
Bacha:POLA SAMOSIAN WALA.
-----------------------------------------------
Jab shoes bechne wlae ki income, Teacher ki income
se zayada ho to samjh lo
k
is quom ko education ki nahi jooton ki zarurat hai.
From:BATA PAKISTAN
---------------------------------------------------
hum chahteay thay jin ko wo dil dukha gaye.
kuch aisay log thay jo hum ko rula gaye
Ji n logo se humko tawaqo wafa thi
Wo log dil se Naqsh-e-wafa tak mita daye..
--------------------------------------------------
Barri ajeeb hai in nadann dil ki khuwahishen
yaroo...
Aamal Dozakh k Hain Magar
Talab gaar jant k hain.
------------------------------------------
Mujhay apne kirdar per itna to yaqeen hai
faraz
koi mujhay chorr to sakta hai magar bhula nahi sakta...
------------------------------------------------------
chand ki ink se,
Payar k pen ne,
Chahat bharay alfaz se,
Likhay hain app k liye,
Sirf 3
Words,
Always be happy!
--------------------------
1 kistan ne apnay khait main putla lagany k bajay
Zardari ka photo lga dia
Kawway pachlay sal jo gandam le gaye thay, wo
bhi wapis kar gaye,
-------------------------------------------------
Usay kehna agar meri mohabbat main na thi
Pakizgi itni Tujhay tark-e-talluq mian q mushkil pari itni
Badal jao tum bhi magar ye zehan main rakhna
Kahin pachtawa na bun jjaye hum se be rukhi itni
Tujhay yun toot kar chaha wajod apna mita dala
Wali ban chukay hotay jo karteay bandagi itni...
--------------------------------------------------------
Batoon k har jawab main, bus ik mukhtasir si haan...
Lagta hai meri zaat say, ukta gya hay wo.....
---------------------------------------------------------
Unhain kehna agar fursat main hi yaad karna hai to na kiya kere.
hum Tenha zaror hain par itne fazool bhi nahi...
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Mother
Ameeeeeeen
This prayer is for our mothers. please say Ameen for once.
Ae Khudan,
Meeri maa ko sehat or Tandrusti ata Farma
or Unhain hamesha hamaray liye Slamat rakh
un ki duen hamesha hamaray sar par chadar ki
taraha rahain
AMEEN.
----------------------------------------------------------------
Julay 2011 main 5 Jumay
5 itwar
5 Haftay hon gay.
Ye ek ankhoka saal hay esa dubara 823 Years bad ho ga.
Intersting information,
Tell your all friends.
------------------------------------------------------------
Confidence vs over Confidence
Ap apni girl friend ki kiss le saktay hain
That is Confidence
and
Sirf aap hi le saktay hain that is over confidence.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Lovely Thought
I know so many people hate me,
Because
I am no so good..
But
Some people loves me,
Because
They know, that i am not too bad.
----------------------------------------------------------
Wife: Dear tum mujhay kitna payar kartay ho?
Husband:Main tum se itna payar karta hon k Tumhara
Jootha Zehar b pee sakta hon
Agar yaqeen nai to Azma k Dekh lo.
----------------------------------------------------------
3 boys purposing 3 Girls.
1 boy:Tu meri Laila,
main tera Majnu
2 boy:Tu meri Sassi,
Main tera Punnu
Tesra sardar tha
Sardar:Tu meri Heer,
Te main tera veer.
------------------------------------------------------
Har bar wo mujhay q chor jata hai tenha....
faraz.
Main mazboor to bohat hoon magar Mughal steel sariya to nahi..
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Hajoom itna ho tumhari zindgi main Khushiun ka
Ae Dost,
Gham guzrana bhi chahay to usay rasta na millay
Ameen...
--------------------------------------------------------------
Koi suraj jagay dharti per
Kuch aisa ho yeh rat dhalay
Koi hath main thamay hath mera
Koi le k mujh ko sath chalay
Koi bethay meray pehlu main
Meray hath pe apna hath dharay.
aur ponch k ansu aknkhon se
Wo dheray se ye bat kehay
Youn tenha safar ab katta nahi
Chalo hum bhi tumharay sath Chalain.
----------------------------------------------------
Naiki
Ek maa bachay ko goad main liye ro rahi thi wahan se ek
Admi guzra ronay ki waja puchi tu orat ne kaha Janab mera
Bacha Beemar hai or dawa k liye paisay nahi
Admi ne 1000 ka note dia or kaha jao dawa lao or baqi paise mujhay la k do?
Orat gai or thori dair baad dawa la k baqi 800 rupees apne Mohsin ko wapas
diye tu wo bola Shabash hum sab ko naiki karni chahiye doctor ko fees mil
gai tumhe dawa mil gai or mera jalli note chal gaya.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Never try to maintain relation in your life...
Just try to maintain life in your Relation.
-----------------------------------------------------
Doctor:
apke 2 dant kaisay toot gaye?
Pappu: ji wo begum ne roti Barri sakhat Banai thi,
Doctor:To khanay se inkaar kar detay!
Puppu:ji wohi to kia tha.
----------------------------------------------------
Your kindness may be treated as your
weakness.
Still be kind"
your help to others may go unneeded and unnoticed,
Still be helpful"
"If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you,
Still be honest"
If you find hapopiness, thay may be Jealous,
Still be happy"
The good you do taday,
People will often forget Tomorrow, do good anyway"
Because it is between you and ALLAH, It is never between you and them
Have a Bleesed life!!!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bura hoon bhala hoon tera hi banda hoon..
ya Rab:
Paida hotay hi Kalma suna tha martay waqt bhi naseeb
Karna Ameen...
--------------------------------------------------------------
Achay waqat se zayada acha dost aziz rakho
Q k
Acha dost buray waqat ko bhi acha bana deta hai
-----------------------------------------------------------
ALLAH 's LOVE
Hazart Yousaf (AS) ko Allah ne apne walid
Hazrt Yaqoob (AS) se juda kar diya
Hazrt Yaqoob (AS) ne Hazrt Jibrail (AS)
se waja pochi to Kaha
ap k dil main Yousaf (AS) k liye Allah se bhi zayad
Mohabbat paida ho gai thi.
Jab Allah ne Bap Baitay ko 40 sal bad Milya to
Hazrat Yaqoob (AS) aur Hazrf Yousaf (AS)
galay lag kar itna roye k 3 bar behosh ho gaye to
Hazrat Jibrail ne Allah se Pocha YA ALLAH
itni Mohabbat b koi Kisi se kar sakta hai?
Allah ne Farmaya:
Jibrail, Main Ummat-e-Muhammad (S.A.S.W.W)
k har fard se is se 70 guna ziada muhabbat karta hon
SUBHAN ALLAH
------------------------------------------------------
Zindgi 2 din ki hain 1 din tumharay haq main
1 Din tumharay khilaf
Jis din tumharay haq main ho us din guror mat karna
aur jb tumharay khilaf ho us din sabar kar lena.
-----------------------------------------------------
REHMAN
Wo zat jis ne tumhain mitti se insan banaya wo zaat
jo tumharay gunahon k bawjood tumhain rizq deta hai
wo zaat jo tumhari tuba pe tumharay gunahon ko bhi nekiyon main
badal deta hain wo zaat jo tumharay raaz jante hue bhi tumhari
sarkashi k bawjood unhain fash nahi kart wo zaat jisne
tumhare liye apna Quran utara ta k tum Falah or
Nijat pa sako.
Han Yakenan wohi to hai Ibadat k Liqe,
TO TUM APNE RAB KI KON KON SI NEMAT KO JHUTLAO GAY.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
A man asked ALLAH"
What is basic difference between your love and my love?
ALLAH answers:
A bird on sky is My love and a Bird in a cage is your love.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Agar tum Quran pak ki tilawat kar rahay hon or azan
ki awaz aye to Quran Pak ko band kr k Azan Sunno, aur us k
kalmat ka jawab do,
zara sochye Azan k waqt Quran pak ki tilawt nai karna chahiaye,
Aur hum log aj kal Azan k waqt baton or TV band karne se b nai baz aatay,
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Zindgi inhi namon main se ak hai
A SE AITBAR
B SE BHAROOSA
C SE CHAHAT
D SE DOSTI
E SE ENAYAT
F SE FAISAL
G SE GHAM
H SE HAMSAFAR
I SE INTAZAR
J SE JUSTUJU
K SE KHAYAL
L SE LAMHA
M SE MOHABBAT
N SE NARAZGI
O SE OMME
P SE PAYAR
Q SE QISMAT
R SE RISHTA
S SE SAMJHOTA
T SE TAMANNA
U SE UDASSI
V SE VIRAST
W SE WADA
X SE XCUSES
Y SE YADAIN
Z SE ZINDGI
Kaisi lagi zindgi.
--------------------------------
Agar ?
Mohabbat un se na milau jin se ap payar kartay hain
To phir Mohabbat
un ko zaror dena jo ap se payar kartay hain.
-------------------------------------------------------
Mujhay ap k honto par
?
bas 1 bar
?
?
Plz
bs 1 bar
bohat dil chah raha hai
bs 1 bar
1
Payari c hansi dekhni hain.
Smile please
---------------------------------
Teacher: Tumharay abu kaya kartay hain?
Bacha:PSW k malik hain.
Teacher: nice,acha ye PSW ka kaya matlab hai?
Bacha:POLA SAMOSIAN WALA.
-----------------------------------------------
Jab shoes bechne wlae ki income, Teacher ki income
se zayada ho to samjh lo
k
is quom ko education ki nahi jooton ki zarurat hai.
From:BATA PAKISTAN
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hum chahteay thay jin ko wo dil dukha gaye.
kuch aisay log thay jo hum ko rula gaye
Ji n logo se humko tawaqo wafa thi
Wo log dil se Naqsh-e-wafa tak mita daye..
--------------------------------------------------
Barri ajeeb hai in nadann dil ki khuwahishen
yaroo...
Aamal Dozakh k Hain Magar
Talab gaar jant k hain.
------------------------------------------
Mujhay apne kirdar per itna to yaqeen hai
faraz
koi mujhay chorr to sakta hai magar bhula nahi sakta...
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Saturday, July 23, 2011
News Plus: Jokes of The Month
News Plus: Jokes of The Month: "There was a time when we used to tell friends: Let 's meet and plan something, Now we say let 's plan and meet someday, friends are the ..."
News Plus: Jokes of The Month
News Plus: Jokes of The Month: "There was a time when we used to tell friends: Let 's meet and plan something, Now we say let 's plan and meet someday, friends are the ..."
Jokes of The Month
There was a time when we used to tell
friends:
Let 's meet and plan something,
Now we say let 's plan and meet someday,
friends are the same time has changed
-----------------------------------------
Pathan ne ocford universty main top kia.
Media:
agay kaya karna chahtay ho?
Pathan:
Bachapan se 1 hi khawab hai k hum apna
Lunday ki dukan kholay ga.
--------------------------------------
Don 't be sad if a person prefers another person
over you.
Because you can not convince a monkey that honey is
sweeter than banana
----------------------------------------------------
I saw a fream last night only you and me
You were looking so innocent you know why?
Because i was eating mango and you were saying:
Chal gitak e chosan de.
--------------------------------------------------
Larki aur tea main hamesha 7 qualities dekho,
1-Gram ho
2-Rang acha ho
3-Tez ho
4-Methi ho
5-Doodh zayada ho
6-Minute main tayar ho haye
7-Rat ko sonay na de
---------------------------------------------------
Angry Boss
angry boss : have you ever seen an owl?
Employee:(looking down) no sir..
Boss: don't look donw. Look at me.
-----------------------------------------------
Har maa ka sapna hota hai k uski baiti ko ak acha
jevan sathi milay
Ab ap hi batao k main akaila kis kis maa ka sapna pura
karon ga.
------------------------------------------------------
A man got taweez to control his wife.
After a month he reports to peer no change in
his wife but Neighbour's wife is in control.
Peer:
Its called side Effect"
-------------------------------------------------------
Har din khuda ap ko khushian de ga q k
ham har waqat Khuda se ap k Liye Dua karte hain k
Ya Allah Banda Sweet hai Zara Extra Khayal Rakhna.
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Shiekh:
Khaen na aur Rasgullay.
Mehman:
Nahi Shukria main pehlay hi 4 kha chuka hon
Sheikh: Waisay khaey to aap ne 7 hain Lekan khair
Yahan gin kon raha hai.
---------------------------------------------------
Shetan apne bacho se
John:tumahri duty aj se Amrica main hai
Jule:Tum uk jao
Peter:tum India jao
Bache: Pakistan kon jaye ga?
Shetan:Koi nahi main ZARDARI se mutmain hon.
----------------------------------------------------
Sardar ne challange kia k wo minar-e-Pakistan ko sar
par utha k india le ja sakta hai hazaron log ikkhtay ho gay
Sardar bola:
Enu chuk k meray sir te rakho.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Pakistani qoum aj kal bijli ki yadd main
bachon k naam rakh rahi hai,
Darj zail nam ab tak samnay aye hain,
Chaudhry Transfarmor,
Faiz ul bulb,
Rao plug,
Pankhay khan niazi,
Meeter khan,
Malik AC awan,
Khamba Chohan,
Sardar Generator,
Saayen Stabelizer,
Makhdoom ups saayen,Molan Deepfreezer,
Aur lakriyoon k nam yeh hain...
Frig un nissa,
Istri Banoo,Tublight Araa
Wiring Khanam
aur
Miss low bettery
-------------------------------------------
Police ki maar se koi marr to nahi jaata
Faraz
Bas uthnay bethnay k andaaz badal jatay hain
SHO Chulbul Panday.
------------------------------------------------
Doctor: Ap ke 2 dant kaise toot gaye?
Pappu: g wo begum ne roti barri sakhat banayi thi.
Doctor: To khane se inkar kar detay!
Pappu: g wohi to kiya tha.
--------------------------------------------------
Daant aur zuban ki fight.
Daant: hum ne zara sa dabana hai or tumhari chekh nikle
jani hai.
Zuban: te main zara jini bakwas karni ae te tuse 32
de 32 bahir howo gay.
---------------------------------------------------------
Husband khana tayar hai?
Bivi: thore dair hai.
Husband:ok main bahir se kha lon ga.
Bivi:5 Minuets ruk jaen.
Husband: 5 mints main khana tayar ho jaiga?
Bivi: Nahi main tayar ho jaon gi.
-----------------------------------------------
Kuch log jutiyoon k kabil hotay hain
jesay k aap.....
Wapda walon ko hi dekh lain.
-------------------------------------------------
Shadi main jin aya
jin ko dekhtay hi larkiyon ki chekhen nikal gain
1 Baba ne kaha sari larkiyan wazu kar k aen,
Sab wazu kar k ain to
Jin ki chekhen nikl gain.
------------------------------------------------
Allama Iqbal main ak cheez common hai,
.
.
.
.
.
pata hai kaya
.
.
.
.Dono kam soi hui qoum ko jagana hai.
-------------------------------------------------
pregnant ort ko dekh kar 1 larki boli
lagta hai makan ban gaya hai or kiraya dar b aa
gya hain,
Pregnant lady jal k boli:Mistri farig hain tery
Ghar bhejh don,
-------------------------------------------------
Main ne zardari ko salam likh bhaija
Mulk ka hal tmam likh bhaija
Main ne pocha tum saddar kese banay?
Us ne zoja ka Qatl-e-aam likh bhaija
main ne pocha shehbaz,nawaz ko na ehal kyun kiya
us ne koi puran inteqam likh bheja,
main ne poocha k hukumat kab choro gay
us ne qayamat ki sham kikh bhaija,
Main ne pocha is dafa zakaat kis ko don
zalim ne apna hi naam likh bheja.
----------------------------------------------------
friends:
Let 's meet and plan something,
Now we say let 's plan and meet someday,
friends are the same time has changed
-----------------------------------------
Pathan ne ocford universty main top kia.
Media:
agay kaya karna chahtay ho?
Pathan:
Bachapan se 1 hi khawab hai k hum apna
Lunday ki dukan kholay ga.
--------------------------------------
Don 't be sad if a person prefers another person
over you.
Because you can not convince a monkey that honey is
sweeter than banana
----------------------------------------------------
I saw a fream last night only you and me
You were looking so innocent you know why?
Because i was eating mango and you were saying:
Chal gitak e chosan de.
--------------------------------------------------
Larki aur tea main hamesha 7 qualities dekho,
1-Gram ho
2-Rang acha ho
3-Tez ho
4-Methi ho
5-Doodh zayada ho
6-Minute main tayar ho haye
7-Rat ko sonay na de
---------------------------------------------------
Angry Boss
angry boss : have you ever seen an owl?
Employee:(looking down) no sir..
Boss: don't look donw. Look at me.
-----------------------------------------------
Har maa ka sapna hota hai k uski baiti ko ak acha
jevan sathi milay
Ab ap hi batao k main akaila kis kis maa ka sapna pura
karon ga.
------------------------------------------------------
A man got taweez to control his wife.
After a month he reports to peer no change in
his wife but Neighbour's wife is in control.
Peer:
Its called side Effect"
-------------------------------------------------------
Har din khuda ap ko khushian de ga q k
ham har waqat Khuda se ap k Liye Dua karte hain k
Ya Allah Banda Sweet hai Zara Extra Khayal Rakhna.
------------------------------------------------------
Shiekh:
Khaen na aur Rasgullay.
Mehman:
Nahi Shukria main pehlay hi 4 kha chuka hon
Sheikh: Waisay khaey to aap ne 7 hain Lekan khair
Yahan gin kon raha hai.
---------------------------------------------------
Shetan apne bacho se
John:tumahri duty aj se Amrica main hai
Jule:Tum uk jao
Peter:tum India jao
Bache: Pakistan kon jaye ga?
Shetan:Koi nahi main ZARDARI se mutmain hon.
----------------------------------------------------
Sardar ne challange kia k wo minar-e-Pakistan ko sar
par utha k india le ja sakta hai hazaron log ikkhtay ho gay
Sardar bola:
Enu chuk k meray sir te rakho.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Pakistani qoum aj kal bijli ki yadd main
bachon k naam rakh rahi hai,
Darj zail nam ab tak samnay aye hain,
Chaudhry Transfarmor,
Faiz ul bulb,
Rao plug,
Pankhay khan niazi,
Meeter khan,
Malik AC awan,
Khamba Chohan,
Sardar Generator,
Saayen Stabelizer,
Makhdoom ups saayen,Molan Deepfreezer,
Aur lakriyoon k nam yeh hain...
Frig un nissa,
Istri Banoo,Tublight Araa
Wiring Khanam
aur
Miss low bettery
-------------------------------------------
Police ki maar se koi marr to nahi jaata
Faraz
Bas uthnay bethnay k andaaz badal jatay hain
SHO Chulbul Panday.
------------------------------------------------
Doctor: Ap ke 2 dant kaise toot gaye?
Pappu: g wo begum ne roti barri sakhat banayi thi.
Doctor: To khane se inkar kar detay!
Pappu: g wohi to kiya tha.
--------------------------------------------------
Daant aur zuban ki fight.
Daant: hum ne zara sa dabana hai or tumhari chekh nikle
jani hai.
Zuban: te main zara jini bakwas karni ae te tuse 32
de 32 bahir howo gay.
---------------------------------------------------------
Husband khana tayar hai?
Bivi: thore dair hai.
Husband:ok main bahir se kha lon ga.
Bivi:5 Minuets ruk jaen.
Husband: 5 mints main khana tayar ho jaiga?
Bivi: Nahi main tayar ho jaon gi.
-----------------------------------------------
Kuch log jutiyoon k kabil hotay hain
jesay k aap.....
Wapda walon ko hi dekh lain.
-------------------------------------------------
Shadi main jin aya
jin ko dekhtay hi larkiyon ki chekhen nikal gain
1 Baba ne kaha sari larkiyan wazu kar k aen,
Sab wazu kar k ain to
Jin ki chekhen nikl gain.
------------------------------------------------
Allama Iqbal main ak cheez common hai,
.
.
.
.
.
pata hai kaya
.
.
.
.Dono kam soi hui qoum ko jagana hai.
-------------------------------------------------
pregnant ort ko dekh kar 1 larki boli
lagta hai makan ban gaya hai or kiraya dar b aa
gya hain,
Pregnant lady jal k boli:Mistri farig hain tery
Ghar bhejh don,
-------------------------------------------------
Main ne zardari ko salam likh bhaija
Mulk ka hal tmam likh bhaija
Main ne pocha tum saddar kese banay?
Us ne zoja ka Qatl-e-aam likh bhaija
main ne pocha shehbaz,nawaz ko na ehal kyun kiya
us ne koi puran inteqam likh bheja,
main ne poocha k hukumat kab choro gay
us ne qayamat ki sham kikh bhaija,
Main ne pocha is dafa zakaat kis ko don
zalim ne apna hi naam likh bheja.
----------------------------------------------------
Friday, July 22, 2011
News Plus: BEST POETRY
News Plus: BEST POETRY: "Kabhi tora kabhi jora kabhi phir tor kar jora Is pewankari ne shikasta kar dia dil ko --------------------------------------------- Sadg..."
BEST POETRY
Kabhi tora kabhi jora kabhi phir tor kar jora
Is pewankari ne shikasta kar dia dil ko
---------------------------------------------
Sadgi meri k tujh ko risht-e-jaan keh dia
Hosla tera k aksar bhool jaty ho mujhay
---------------------------------------------
Torna hota to hum rishta na banatay
umeed na hoti to hum sapna na sajatay
Eitbar kia hum ne apki wafa pe
bharosa na hota to dosti ka hath na barhate.
---------------------------------------------
Usay khud se door karna chaha to kis qadar door kia
Wo shakhas dil se nikal kr meri rooh main ja basa
------------------------------------------------------
Kuch umer ki pehli manzil thi,
kuch rastay thay anjan bohat,
kuch hum bhi pagl thay lekan,
Kuch wo bhi thay nadan bohat,
kuch us ne bhi na samjhaya,
ye payar nahi asan bohat,
akhair hum ne bhi khail lia,
jis khail main thay nuqsaan bohat,
Jab bikhar gaye tab yeh jaana,
Atay hain yahan toofan bohat,
ab koi nahi jo apna ho
Milnay ko to hain insaan boht.
-----------------------------------
Na pooj pather ye kabhi Khuda nahi hotay,
Wafaon k silay lazim wafa nahi hotay,
Wo mujh se meri mohabbat ki gehrai pochta hai,
Chashmay jitnay b gehray hoon Daraya nahi hotay,
har kisi k jalmay ka apna andaz hota hai,
Parwanay jitna bhi jalayn magar Dia nahi hotay,
Tum jab bhi chalna apnay peron par chalna,
Aj kal k log kisi ka aasra nahi hotay,
Wo mujhay kamta samjh kar gira gaye rahon main,
Usay kaya khabar ka phool kabhi kanton se juda nahi hotay.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Himat nahi hai k dastan-e-Zindgi apni suna sakon,
Mukhtasir suno,
Jis ne bhi dil tora g bhar k tora,
--------------------------------------------------------
Bana k chor detay hain wo apnay wajood ka adi Mohsin,
Kuch log is taraha bhi mohabbaton ka sila detay hain.
----------------------------------------------------------
Dil main phool ban kar hum mehkna jantay hain,
Muskura k hum gham bhulana jantay hain.
Log khush hotay hain hum se q k
Bina milay bhi hum dosti nibhana jantay hain.
---------------------------------------------------------
Ae chand tu hi bta mujh ko tujh ko
maloom ho ga afsana un ka
Har ankh se ankh milata hai tu
Tu ne dailka ho ga aashiyana un ka
meray payare kis hall main reh rahay hain,
kin se hay milna milana un ka,
Ae chand meray chand se keh dena,
Muntazir hai ajj bhi koi dewana unka.
----------------------------------------
Wo din wo mehfilain wo shagufta mizaj dost,
Moj-e-zamana lay gya janay kahan kahan.
--------------------------------------------
Deedar ki tlab hai to nazrain jamaaye rakh Ghalib,
Pardah ho ya naqaab sirkta zaroor hai,
---------------------------------------------------
Is pewankari ne shikasta kar dia dil ko
---------------------------------------------
Sadgi meri k tujh ko risht-e-jaan keh dia
Hosla tera k aksar bhool jaty ho mujhay
---------------------------------------------
Torna hota to hum rishta na banatay
umeed na hoti to hum sapna na sajatay
Eitbar kia hum ne apki wafa pe
bharosa na hota to dosti ka hath na barhate.
---------------------------------------------
Usay khud se door karna chaha to kis qadar door kia
Wo shakhas dil se nikal kr meri rooh main ja basa
------------------------------------------------------
Kuch umer ki pehli manzil thi,
kuch rastay thay anjan bohat,
kuch hum bhi pagl thay lekan,
Kuch wo bhi thay nadan bohat,
kuch us ne bhi na samjhaya,
ye payar nahi asan bohat,
akhair hum ne bhi khail lia,
jis khail main thay nuqsaan bohat,
Jab bikhar gaye tab yeh jaana,
Atay hain yahan toofan bohat,
ab koi nahi jo apna ho
Milnay ko to hain insaan boht.
-----------------------------------
Na pooj pather ye kabhi Khuda nahi hotay,
Wafaon k silay lazim wafa nahi hotay,
Wo mujh se meri mohabbat ki gehrai pochta hai,
Chashmay jitnay b gehray hoon Daraya nahi hotay,
har kisi k jalmay ka apna andaz hota hai,
Parwanay jitna bhi jalayn magar Dia nahi hotay,
Tum jab bhi chalna apnay peron par chalna,
Aj kal k log kisi ka aasra nahi hotay,
Wo mujhay kamta samjh kar gira gaye rahon main,
Usay kaya khabar ka phool kabhi kanton se juda nahi hotay.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Himat nahi hai k dastan-e-Zindgi apni suna sakon,
Mukhtasir suno,
Jis ne bhi dil tora g bhar k tora,
--------------------------------------------------------
Bana k chor detay hain wo apnay wajood ka adi Mohsin,
Kuch log is taraha bhi mohabbaton ka sila detay hain.
----------------------------------------------------------
Dil main phool ban kar hum mehkna jantay hain,
Muskura k hum gham bhulana jantay hain.
Log khush hotay hain hum se q k
Bina milay bhi hum dosti nibhana jantay hain.
---------------------------------------------------------
Ae chand tu hi bta mujh ko tujh ko
maloom ho ga afsana un ka
Har ankh se ankh milata hai tu
Tu ne dailka ho ga aashiyana un ka
meray payare kis hall main reh rahay hain,
kin se hay milna milana un ka,
Ae chand meray chand se keh dena,
Muntazir hai ajj bhi koi dewana unka.
----------------------------------------
Wo din wo mehfilain wo shagufta mizaj dost,
Moj-e-zamana lay gya janay kahan kahan.
--------------------------------------------
Deedar ki tlab hai to nazrain jamaaye rakh Ghalib,
Pardah ho ya naqaab sirkta zaroor hai,
---------------------------------------------------
News Plus: Love your sisters
News Plus: Love your sisters: "Bohat chanchal bohut khushnuma c hoti hain Behnain Nazuk sa dil rakhti hain masoom c hoti hain Behnain Bat bat pe roti hain hain jhagrti h..."
Love your sisters
Bohat chanchal bohut khushnuma c hoti hain Behnain
Nazuk sa dil rakhti hain masoom c hoti hain Behnain
Bat bat pe roti hain hain jhagrti hain larti hain nadan c hoti hain Behnain
Hain rehmat se bharpoor Khuda ki Memat hain Behain
Ghar bhi mehak uthta hai jab Muskrati hain Behanain
Hoti hain ajeeb c kefiyat jab chor k chali jati hain Behnain
Ghar lagta hai soona soona kitna rula jari hian Behnain
-------------------------------------------------------------
Prayer
New day
new morining
new plans
new hopes
new success
new feelings
I pray that ALLAH give you happy and Successful new day for all Life
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mistakes
Making mistakes in life does not make
you stupid, But making sure to learn from them
does not make you smarter.
----------------------------------------------------
Who Is Allah
A=Ahad
L=La Shareek
L=Lam Yalid Walam Yalid
A=Awwal o Akhir
H=Haqiqi Mabood.
---------------------------------------------------
Sun
If you want to shine like sun,
First you will have to buran like it.
---------------------------------------------------
3 Fastest Ways Of Comunication
1-Telephone
2-Internet
3-Tell a woman
If you need more speed also advise her kisay nu dassi na
----------------------------------------------------------
Efforts
Effort may fail, but do not fail to make
Efforts, Great things always come Late, Believe in your self.
There is no shortcut to success.
------------------------------------------------------------
Wisdom:
If you are right then no need to get angry
and if you are wrong then you have no right to get angry
Patience with family is love patience with others is
respect with self is confidence
Never think hard about past, it brings tears ,
Do not think more about future, it Brings fears .
Live this moment with a smile, It brings cheers.
Every test in life makes us bitter or better
Every problem comes to make us or break us,
Choice is ours!
-------------------------------------------------------------
Ideas,Liberty,Trust and Freedom
Ideas,Liberty,Trust and Freedom are four important things
for a nation to be successful ,
But we are in a country where:
Ideas is a clothing store,
Liberty is the name of a Market,
While Trust is the name of Ladies pad,
and
Freedom is name of Condoms.
Lo kar lo Tarqqi.
----------------------------------------------------------------
Nazuk sa dil rakhti hain masoom c hoti hain Behnain
Bat bat pe roti hain hain jhagrti hain larti hain nadan c hoti hain Behnain
Hain rehmat se bharpoor Khuda ki Memat hain Behain
Ghar bhi mehak uthta hai jab Muskrati hain Behanain
Hoti hain ajeeb c kefiyat jab chor k chali jati hain Behnain
Ghar lagta hai soona soona kitna rula jari hian Behnain
-------------------------------------------------------------
Prayer
New day
new morining
new plans
new hopes
new success
new feelings
I pray that ALLAH give you happy and Successful new day for all Life
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mistakes
Making mistakes in life does not make
you stupid, But making sure to learn from them
does not make you smarter.
----------------------------------------------------
Who Is Allah
A=Ahad
L=La Shareek
L=Lam Yalid Walam Yalid
A=Awwal o Akhir
H=Haqiqi Mabood.
---------------------------------------------------
Sun
If you want to shine like sun,
First you will have to buran like it.
---------------------------------------------------
3 Fastest Ways Of Comunication
1-Telephone
2-Internet
3-Tell a woman
If you need more speed also advise her kisay nu dassi na
----------------------------------------------------------
Efforts
Effort may fail, but do not fail to make
Efforts, Great things always come Late, Believe in your self.
There is no shortcut to success.
------------------------------------------------------------
Wisdom:
If you are right then no need to get angry
and if you are wrong then you have no right to get angry
Patience with family is love patience with others is
respect with self is confidence
Never think hard about past, it brings tears ,
Do not think more about future, it Brings fears .
Live this moment with a smile, It brings cheers.
Every test in life makes us bitter or better
Every problem comes to make us or break us,
Choice is ours!
-------------------------------------------------------------
Ideas,Liberty,Trust and Freedom
Ideas,Liberty,Trust and Freedom are four important things
for a nation to be successful ,
But we are in a country where:
Ideas is a clothing store,
Liberty is the name of a Market,
While Trust is the name of Ladies pad,
and
Freedom is name of Condoms.
Lo kar lo Tarqqi.
----------------------------------------------------------------
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Best Things
Nabi (S.A.W.S) ne farmaya
1-Luqma gir jaye tou usay saf kar k kha lo
usay shetan k liye na choro
2-jo shakhas dastrkhawn sy khanay k giray hue tukry
utha kar khaye ga woh kabhi tandast nahi ho ga aur us ki olad
our olad ki olad kamaqli se mehfooz rahy gy
Darood ki Barkat
1- Is se dua qabool hoti hai
2- Maal-o-Asbab main barkat hoti hai
3- Hajtain pori hoti hain
4-Afaat-O-Bala se nijaat milti hai
5- Bhooli hui cheezain yaad aa jati hain
6- Darood parnay wale k sath farishto ki mohabbat ho jana
7- Ad-e-Qaraz
8- Shifa-e-Maraz
9- Darood parnay walay ki Qabar main roshni hoti hai
10-Pul siraat se sabit qadm guzr jana.
Pani ki Karamat.
------------------
pani aman asman ki taraf uthau to bhaap
asmaan se nechay utray to barish
jam kar giray to olay
Gir kar giray to baraf
Phool ki patti par ho to shabanam
Patti se niklay to araq
jama ho jaye to jheel
Beh paray to nadi
Ankhon se niklay to ansu
Jisam se niklay to pasina
Hazrat Ismail k qadmon se niklay to Ab-E-ZMZM
Aur Hamaray Nabi(S.A.W.S) ke hathon se piain to Kauser
------------------------------------------------------------
Lazat ke liye gunah mat karo q k lazat khatam ho jaegi Gunnah
baqi rahega Aur takleef ki waja se Neki mat choro q k Taklif
khatam ho jaegi Neki baqi rahegi.
So true and so beautiful
No matter what name we have at the end we will be called
Mayyet.
Whatever luxurious vehicles we drive today, in the end we will be
taken as Janaza.
No matter what house we satay in today, In the end we have
to lie in Qabar.
Whatever clothes we wear today, in the end we have called it kafan.
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Hazarat Abu Bakkar Saddique (R.A)
Hazrat Abu Bakkat Saddisue (RA) se riwayat hai
k AAP (PBUH) ne mera hath pakra aur 5 Batain kahin
1-Haram kam se parheez karo. Sab se zida ibbat guzar ban jogy.
2-Allah ki Taqseem pe razi raho is se tum logon se BeParwah ho jaogy.
3-Apnay paroos se acha salook karo is se tum Momin ho jaogy.
4-Logon k liye wohi pasan karo jo apne liye pasand kartay ho is
se tum Musilman ho jaogy.
5-Zayada mat hanso q k zayada hanse dil ko murda kar daiti hai.
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Hazarat Ali (R.A)
Hazarat Ali (R.A) ne farmaya:
7 cheezon ki shikayat kabhi matt karo.
1-Apni kismat ki
2-Olad k samnay apnay baron ki
3-Apna zati makan hotay hue uski tangi ki
4-Apnay maan baap aure apne ustad ki
5-Ghair k samany apne dost ke
6-Bivi k samaney us k ghar walon ki
7-Rukhast karnay k bad apnay Mehman ki.
---------------------------------------------
American Research
1 American research se ye bat samne ai hain
k insan k heart k Thtough Blood poray jism main
gardish karta hai lekan dimagh dil se uper honey ki
wajah se blood us pressure se dimagh tak nahi
pohnchta jitna zaurur hotan hai or ye kam dimagh ki kamzori,
Depression ki wajah banti hain.
Doctor k mutabiq agar insan daily 1 dafa b aisi position main aey
k uska dimagh uske dil se neeche ki taraf a jae
Jis Tarah Muslims Sajda karta hai to Blood sahi tarah dimagh tak pohnch
jata hai or usko taqatwar aur taro taza rakhta hai.
TO TUM APNE RAB KI KAUN KAUN SI NEMAT KI JHUTLAO GAY
1-Luqma gir jaye tou usay saf kar k kha lo
usay shetan k liye na choro
2-jo shakhas dastrkhawn sy khanay k giray hue tukry
utha kar khaye ga woh kabhi tandast nahi ho ga aur us ki olad
our olad ki olad kamaqli se mehfooz rahy gy
Darood ki Barkat
1- Is se dua qabool hoti hai
2- Maal-o-Asbab main barkat hoti hai
3- Hajtain pori hoti hain
4-Afaat-O-Bala se nijaat milti hai
5- Bhooli hui cheezain yaad aa jati hain
6- Darood parnay wale k sath farishto ki mohabbat ho jana
7- Ad-e-Qaraz
8- Shifa-e-Maraz
9- Darood parnay walay ki Qabar main roshni hoti hai
10-Pul siraat se sabit qadm guzr jana.
Pani ki Karamat.
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pani aman asman ki taraf uthau to bhaap
asmaan se nechay utray to barish
jam kar giray to olay
Gir kar giray to baraf
Phool ki patti par ho to shabanam
Patti se niklay to araq
jama ho jaye to jheel
Beh paray to nadi
Ankhon se niklay to ansu
Jisam se niklay to pasina
Hazrat Ismail k qadmon se niklay to Ab-E-ZMZM
Aur Hamaray Nabi(S.A.W.S) ke hathon se piain to Kauser
------------------------------------------------------------
Lazat ke liye gunah mat karo q k lazat khatam ho jaegi Gunnah
baqi rahega Aur takleef ki waja se Neki mat choro q k Taklif
khatam ho jaegi Neki baqi rahegi.
So true and so beautiful
No matter what name we have at the end we will be called
Mayyet.
Whatever luxurious vehicles we drive today, in the end we will be
taken as Janaza.
No matter what house we satay in today, In the end we have
to lie in Qabar.
Whatever clothes we wear today, in the end we have called it kafan.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Hazarat Abu Bakkar Saddique (R.A)
Hazrat Abu Bakkat Saddisue (RA) se riwayat hai
k AAP (PBUH) ne mera hath pakra aur 5 Batain kahin
1-Haram kam se parheez karo. Sab se zida ibbat guzar ban jogy.
2-Allah ki Taqseem pe razi raho is se tum logon se BeParwah ho jaogy.
3-Apnay paroos se acha salook karo is se tum Momin ho jaogy.
4-Logon k liye wohi pasan karo jo apne liye pasand kartay ho is
se tum Musilman ho jaogy.
5-Zayada mat hanso q k zayada hanse dil ko murda kar daiti hai.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Hazarat Ali (R.A)
Hazarat Ali (R.A) ne farmaya:
7 cheezon ki shikayat kabhi matt karo.
1-Apni kismat ki
2-Olad k samnay apnay baron ki
3-Apna zati makan hotay hue uski tangi ki
4-Apnay maan baap aure apne ustad ki
5-Ghair k samany apne dost ke
6-Bivi k samaney us k ghar walon ki
7-Rukhast karnay k bad apnay Mehman ki.
---------------------------------------------
American Research
1 American research se ye bat samne ai hain
k insan k heart k Thtough Blood poray jism main
gardish karta hai lekan dimagh dil se uper honey ki
wajah se blood us pressure se dimagh tak nahi
pohnchta jitna zaurur hotan hai or ye kam dimagh ki kamzori,
Depression ki wajah banti hain.
Doctor k mutabiq agar insan daily 1 dafa b aisi position main aey
k uska dimagh uske dil se neeche ki taraf a jae
Jis Tarah Muslims Sajda karta hai to Blood sahi tarah dimagh tak pohnch
jata hai or usko taqatwar aur taro taza rakhta hai.
TO TUM APNE RAB KI KAUN KAUN SI NEMAT KI JHUTLAO GAY
Saturday, July 16, 2011
Remembers
Kisi ko kaya hasil ho ga mujhay yad karnay se,
Sahar"
main to aam sa insan hoon yahan to sab to khas ki talash hai
-----------------------------------------------------------
Aap
jantay hain hamain kya pasand hai?
Gulab
ki
Mehak
Rat
ki
Chandni
Shaam
ki
Udasi
December
Ki
Ratain
Or
or
or
Is message ka pehla lafz.
---------------------------------------
Teray lab se youn muskrana acha kagta hay,
bar bar
Nazrain
jhukana acha lagta hai
Tumhain maloom hay mujhay
shikast Nam se nafrat hai
Likan tum se haar jana Acha Lagta hai.
Main Tumhain is liye bar bar tang karta hon
K tum roth jao to mujhko manana acha lagta hai
-----------------------------------------------------
Petrol pump pe likha tha don 't use moile,
Pathan ne mobile nikala aur sub doston ko call
kar k kaha
Phone na karna main petrol pump pe hon.
----------------------------------------------------
Sardar ka beta us k pas aya aur pocha
ABBA main paroos ki larki k sath date par ja
raha hon jaiz hai?
Sardar: nahi
Beta: Q?
Sardar:
Tu ye raz apni ma ko na batana, wo larki teri behan hai
mera uski ma k sath chakt tha.
Aglay din betay ne dosri prosan ka aur tesray din 3rd
parosan ka poocha to har bar molvi ka chakar nikla.
Tang aa kar beta maa k pas gya or roty huay bola:
Maa main jis ko bhi date pe le jana chahta hon
Abba ka us ki ma se chakkar nikal ata hai
Har larki behan,
Maa nay betay ka matha chooma or boli:
Ja baita sab se date maar
.
.
.
.
.tu khud konsa Sardar ka baita hai???
---------------------------------------------------------
Sahar"
main to aam sa insan hoon yahan to sab to khas ki talash hai
-----------------------------------------------------------
Aap
jantay hain hamain kya pasand hai?
Gulab
ki
Mehak
Rat
ki
Chandni
Shaam
ki
Udasi
December
Ki
Ratain
Or
or
or
Is message ka pehla lafz.
---------------------------------------
Teray lab se youn muskrana acha kagta hay,
bar bar
Nazrain
jhukana acha lagta hai
Tumhain maloom hay mujhay
shikast Nam se nafrat hai
Likan tum se haar jana Acha Lagta hai.
Main Tumhain is liye bar bar tang karta hon
K tum roth jao to mujhko manana acha lagta hai
-----------------------------------------------------
Petrol pump pe likha tha don 't use moile,
Pathan ne mobile nikala aur sub doston ko call
kar k kaha
Phone na karna main petrol pump pe hon.
----------------------------------------------------
Sardar ka beta us k pas aya aur pocha
ABBA main paroos ki larki k sath date par ja
raha hon jaiz hai?
Sardar: nahi
Beta: Q?
Sardar:
Tu ye raz apni ma ko na batana, wo larki teri behan hai
mera uski ma k sath chakt tha.
Aglay din betay ne dosri prosan ka aur tesray din 3rd
parosan ka poocha to har bar molvi ka chakar nikla.
Tang aa kar beta maa k pas gya or roty huay bola:
Maa main jis ko bhi date pe le jana chahta hon
Abba ka us ki ma se chakkar nikal ata hai
Har larki behan,
Maa nay betay ka matha chooma or boli:
Ja baita sab se date maar
.
.
.
.
.tu khud konsa Sardar ka baita hai???
---------------------------------------------------------
SMS Master
Roz 1 apple:
No doctor
Roz ak tulsi patta:
No cancer
Roz 1 lemon:
No fat
Roz 1 cup Milk:
No bone problem
Roz 3 liter pani:
Skin Saf
Aur
roz meray sms no tension
Mood Fresh!
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wo din wo mehflain, wo shaguftta mizaj dost..
Moj-e-Zmana lay gaya janay kehan kehan...
---------------------------------------------
Ek hospital main 2 mareez hain dono ko blood ki
sakhat zarorat hai,
1: ap ka Dost hai
2:ap ka Payar
ap kis ko bachain gay or kyun..?
reply must.
-----------------------------------------------------
RAB RAB kar de budhay ho gaye Mullan Pandat saray
Rab the khojkhuurran na labha te sajday kar kar haray
Rab te teray andar vasda te vich Quran isharay
Bullah Shah Rab ohno mil c jerha
Nabi (PBUH) ton tan man waray
---------------------------------------------------------
Aulaad k liye walden ka pegham,
jis din tum hamain Boorha dekho, sabar samjhne ki
koshish karna,
jab hum koi bat bhool jain to hum par tankeed na karna
to wo din yad kar k hum par apne paisay kharach karna jab
hum tumhari khuwahishen poori karne k liye apni
khawahishen qurban kar detay thay.
-----------------------------------------------------------
kaisay bhool gaya wo sath guzray hue din
lagta nahi tha dil us ka meray bin
Doston se kaha karta tha wo b kiya ye b jee
sakay ga meray bin
mazaq ban jaya karata tha wo doston main khud ko
tenha samjhta tha wo meray bin
usay had dewangi kahon ya pagal pan
taswar main wo batain kiya kartan tha meray bin
woh mosmon ke badlnay se darta nahi tha,
par baharon maain murjhaya karta tha meray bin
ab ass tor gai us k anay ki
lagta hai wo jeena seekh gaya hai meray bin.
-------------------------------------------------------
Janab ap thek to ho na?
sirf ap ka haal pochnay k liye message kiye hai!
kal se dil main dard ho raha hai
socha dharkan ki bhi khabar le lon
------------------------------------------------------
Sookhay honton pe hi hoti hen methi batain
dost,
payas jab bhuj jaye to lehje badal jatey hain........
-------------------------------------------------------
Bana kar chor detay hain wo apnay wajood ka addi
Mohsin"
Kuch log is tarah bhi mohabbatton ka silla detay hain....
--------------------------------------------------------
No doctor
Roz ak tulsi patta:
No cancer
Roz 1 lemon:
No fat
Roz 1 cup Milk:
No bone problem
Roz 3 liter pani:
Skin Saf
Aur
roz meray sms no tension
Mood Fresh!
----------------------------------------------------------
wo din wo mehflain, wo shaguftta mizaj dost..
Moj-e-Zmana lay gaya janay kehan kehan...
---------------------------------------------
Ek hospital main 2 mareez hain dono ko blood ki
sakhat zarorat hai,
1: ap ka Dost hai
2:ap ka Payar
ap kis ko bachain gay or kyun..?
reply must.
-----------------------------------------------------
RAB RAB kar de budhay ho gaye Mullan Pandat saray
Rab the khojkhuurran na labha te sajday kar kar haray
Rab te teray andar vasda te vich Quran isharay
Bullah Shah Rab ohno mil c jerha
Nabi (PBUH) ton tan man waray
---------------------------------------------------------
Aulaad k liye walden ka pegham,
jis din tum hamain Boorha dekho, sabar samjhne ki
koshish karna,
jab hum koi bat bhool jain to hum par tankeed na karna
to wo din yad kar k hum par apne paisay kharach karna jab
hum tumhari khuwahishen poori karne k liye apni
khawahishen qurban kar detay thay.
-----------------------------------------------------------
kaisay bhool gaya wo sath guzray hue din
lagta nahi tha dil us ka meray bin
Doston se kaha karta tha wo b kiya ye b jee
sakay ga meray bin
mazaq ban jaya karata tha wo doston main khud ko
tenha samjhta tha wo meray bin
usay had dewangi kahon ya pagal pan
taswar main wo batain kiya kartan tha meray bin
woh mosmon ke badlnay se darta nahi tha,
par baharon maain murjhaya karta tha meray bin
ab ass tor gai us k anay ki
lagta hai wo jeena seekh gaya hai meray bin.
-------------------------------------------------------
Janab ap thek to ho na?
sirf ap ka haal pochnay k liye message kiye hai!
kal se dil main dard ho raha hai
socha dharkan ki bhi khabar le lon
------------------------------------------------------
Sookhay honton pe hi hoti hen methi batain
dost,
payas jab bhuj jaye to lehje badal jatey hain........
-------------------------------------------------------
Bana kar chor detay hain wo apnay wajood ka addi
Mohsin"
Kuch log is tarah bhi mohabbatton ka silla detay hain....
--------------------------------------------------------
Funny Sms
1 car ki niklami ho rahi thi
20 lac
25 lac
30 lac
1 admi ne herat se car ki khrab halat
pe ghor kia, usay car main
koi chez theek na lagi to usne pass kharay
1 admi se pocha:
bhai is khatara car main aisi kon c khobi hai k iska
itna dam lag raha hai
Admi bola:
janab ab tak is car k 10 accident ho chukay hain
or
herat ki batt ye hai k har accident main sirf or sirf Wife he fot hui hai
Admi:
mera v 50 lac laga deo jee.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Hameesha apni pasand k raste pr chalo
apnay alfaz main bat karo jo apka dil kahe
or
Phir dakhna 1 din sari dunia kahy gi
Ae kanjar kisy di nahi manda....
------------------------------------------------------------------
Agar dunia ko kuch kr k dikhana hai to sun meri bat
hathi k uper ulta khara ho kar picture banwa,
phir picture ko ulta kr k dunia dikha:
-------------------------------------------------------------
meri shame tenhai aksar mujh se puchti hai
wasi
kahan gaye wo log jin k liye zamanay ko ghukraya tum ne
khahan ho begarto ye wasi tany mar raha hay.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Forward to every one.....
see kitnay khush naseeb is swall ka answer YES main detay hain
.
.
.
.
.
Light hai?
Reply Must
-----------------------------------------------------------
Pathan : batao aisa kaya karen k saanp bhi mar jaye
aur lathi b na tutay?
.
.
.
.
.
Sardar:Wattay maro wattay................
----------------------------------------------------------
Wo kon c movie hai jo ap awaz band kr k b dekho
tab bhi bohat maza ata
hai?
think?
MR.BEAN:
kaka soch badal .
--------------------------------------------------
Sarda:Dr. Ap ne kaha tha suba uth kar khelne se
sehat achi rehti hai par mujhay koi faraq nai para
Dr. Kon sa khel kheltay ho?
Sardar:
cheeri uri kawa ura:
---------------------------------------------------
80% laskian shadi se pahle lobe karna chahti hain..
main parashan hon k kambakht wo 80% laskian
hain kahan????
hanso mat Labboo.
--------------------------------------------------
beth kar tanha udas raton main ye sochta rehata hon
Puppu"
zindgi muk challi ae
par kurri koi nai phassi:
------------------------------------------------------
20 lac
25 lac
30 lac
1 admi ne herat se car ki khrab halat
pe ghor kia, usay car main
koi chez theek na lagi to usne pass kharay
1 admi se pocha:
bhai is khatara car main aisi kon c khobi hai k iska
itna dam lag raha hai
Admi bola:
janab ab tak is car k 10 accident ho chukay hain
or
herat ki batt ye hai k har accident main sirf or sirf Wife he fot hui hai
Admi:
mera v 50 lac laga deo jee.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Hameesha apni pasand k raste pr chalo
apnay alfaz main bat karo jo apka dil kahe
or
Phir dakhna 1 din sari dunia kahy gi
Ae kanjar kisy di nahi manda....
------------------------------------------------------------------
Agar dunia ko kuch kr k dikhana hai to sun meri bat
hathi k uper ulta khara ho kar picture banwa,
phir picture ko ulta kr k dunia dikha:
-------------------------------------------------------------
meri shame tenhai aksar mujh se puchti hai
wasi
kahan gaye wo log jin k liye zamanay ko ghukraya tum ne
khahan ho begarto ye wasi tany mar raha hay.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Forward to every one.....
see kitnay khush naseeb is swall ka answer YES main detay hain
.
.
.
.
.
Light hai?
Reply Must
-----------------------------------------------------------
Pathan : batao aisa kaya karen k saanp bhi mar jaye
aur lathi b na tutay?
.
.
.
.
.
Sardar:Wattay maro wattay................
----------------------------------------------------------
Wo kon c movie hai jo ap awaz band kr k b dekho
tab bhi bohat maza ata
hai?
think?
MR.BEAN:
kaka soch badal .
--------------------------------------------------
Sarda:Dr. Ap ne kaha tha suba uth kar khelne se
sehat achi rehti hai par mujhay koi faraq nai para
Dr. Kon sa khel kheltay ho?
Sardar:
cheeri uri kawa ura:
---------------------------------------------------
80% laskian shadi se pahle lobe karna chahti hain..
main parashan hon k kambakht wo 80% laskian
hain kahan????
hanso mat Labboo.
--------------------------------------------------
beth kar tanha udas raton main ye sochta rehata hon
Puppu"
zindgi muk challi ae
par kurri koi nai phassi:
------------------------------------------------------
What is Love
What is Love:
Main ne pocha
zindgi se,
jawani se,
suraj se,
phoolon se,
Kainaat se,
Asmaan se,
Zameen se,
Laila se,
aur us k majnn se,
dost se,
lekan koi tasalli bakhash jawab na mila
Akhir tareekh hath pakar kar peechay le gai...
bohat peechay raat tareek thi...
taray bhi so chukay thay..
Aik Azeem Hasti,
sajde main jhuki,
geeli ankhon k sath,
1 he lafz dohra rahi thi
Umamat, Ummat
Meri Ummat
Meri Ummat
Tareekh ne jhanjhor kr kaha,
Ay nadan...........!!!!!
ye hai Mohhabbat.
Thik about it.
----------------------------------------
Mayoos woh hota hai jo ALLAH pe
yaqeen nhi rakhta aur Mehroom woh hota hai jo ALLAH
ki di hui be shumaar Naimaton ka shukar ada nahi karta
--------------------------------------------------------
Aik achay dost ki misal aik achay dost ki misaal aik
achi khushbu ki tarah hai,
jab bhi tum us ko yaad karo gay to tumhain us ki mehak
aye gi.
Hazrat Ali (R.A)
----------------------------------------
Ek shakhas ne Rasool-E-Pak (PBUH) say apni tangdasti
ki shakayat ki to Rehmat-E-Do Jehan (PBUH) ne farmaya
tum jab ghar main dakhal honay lago to pehle slaam karo
chahay ghar main koi ho ya na ho.
phir Mujh (PBUH) par Darood bhejo aur aik bar
Surah Ikhlas parho us shakhas ne aisa he kia to Allah
ne is amal ki badolat na sirf uski Rozi main kushadgi ata
farma di bulke us k hamsaye aur rishtedar bhi faizyab hue
SUBHANALLAH
---------------------------------------------------------
Insan Mayoos aur preshan islye hota hai q k insan apne RABB
ko razi karne ke bjaye logo ko razi karne me laga rehta hai
HAZRAT ALI (R.A)
---------------------------------------------------------------
Insan ka nuqsaan mall aur jaan ke chalay janna nahin,
Insan ka sab se barra nuqsaan kisi ki nazar se gir jana hay.
HAZRAT ALI (R.A)
-------------------------------------------------------------
Main ne pocha
zindgi se,
jawani se,
suraj se,
phoolon se,
Kainaat se,
Asmaan se,
Zameen se,
Laila se,
aur us k majnn se,
dost se,
lekan koi tasalli bakhash jawab na mila
Akhir tareekh hath pakar kar peechay le gai...
bohat peechay raat tareek thi...
taray bhi so chukay thay..
Aik Azeem Hasti,
sajde main jhuki,
geeli ankhon k sath,
1 he lafz dohra rahi thi
Umamat, Ummat
Meri Ummat
Meri Ummat
Tareekh ne jhanjhor kr kaha,
Ay nadan...........!!!!!
ye hai Mohhabbat.
Thik about it.
----------------------------------------
Mayoos woh hota hai jo ALLAH pe
yaqeen nhi rakhta aur Mehroom woh hota hai jo ALLAH
ki di hui be shumaar Naimaton ka shukar ada nahi karta
--------------------------------------------------------
Aik achay dost ki misal aik achay dost ki misaal aik
achi khushbu ki tarah hai,
jab bhi tum us ko yaad karo gay to tumhain us ki mehak
aye gi.
Hazrat Ali (R.A)
----------------------------------------
Ek shakhas ne Rasool-E-Pak (PBUH) say apni tangdasti
ki shakayat ki to Rehmat-E-Do Jehan (PBUH) ne farmaya
tum jab ghar main dakhal honay lago to pehle slaam karo
chahay ghar main koi ho ya na ho.
phir Mujh (PBUH) par Darood bhejo aur aik bar
Surah Ikhlas parho us shakhas ne aisa he kia to Allah
ne is amal ki badolat na sirf uski Rozi main kushadgi ata
farma di bulke us k hamsaye aur rishtedar bhi faizyab hue
SUBHANALLAH
---------------------------------------------------------
Insan Mayoos aur preshan islye hota hai q k insan apne RABB
ko razi karne ke bjaye logo ko razi karne me laga rehta hai
HAZRAT ALI (R.A)
---------------------------------------------------------------
Insan ka nuqsaan mall aur jaan ke chalay janna nahin,
Insan ka sab se barra nuqsaan kisi ki nazar se gir jana hay.
HAZRAT ALI (R.A)
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Friday, July 15, 2011
PEPSI
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
kuch samjh main aya?
kadi thandi PEPSI peti hove te pata lagay na.
kuch samjh main aya?
kadi thandi PEPSI peti hove te pata lagay na.
Lovely poetry
husan walon ko kaya zarorat hai sanwarne ke
dosto
hum to sadgi main bhi qayamat ki ada rakhtay hain.
-----------------------------------------------------
Ak haqeqat
larki sath ho to hotel ka bil
larki door ho to mobile ka bill
or
laski dor ho jaye to daru ka bil
is liye na lagao dil na aye ga bill
----------------------------------------------
dil main phol ban kr hum mehkana janteay hain
muskra k hum gham bulana jantay hain
log khush hotay hain humsay q k bina milay bhi hum dosti nibhana jantay hain
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
kisi ko panay ki justuju main thakan se khud ko nidhal rakhana
jab us se milna to us se kuch na kehna
faqt nazar me sawal rakhan
agar tumhain hai sakoon ki khahish
to sirf itna khayal rakhna naseeb subhe urooj ho to
nazar main shame zawal rakhna
ye sardion ki udas ratenor uski ydon ki chandni
ka khayall rakhna na bhigen ankhen zabt-e-gham main kamal rakhna
jo tera gham hai wo gham hai mera
teri khushi main meri khushi hai
jo ho saky to khush hi rehna
meri khusi ka khayal rakhna
dosto
hum to sadgi main bhi qayamat ki ada rakhtay hain.
-----------------------------------------------------
Ak haqeqat
larki sath ho to hotel ka bil
larki door ho to mobile ka bill
or
laski dor ho jaye to daru ka bil
is liye na lagao dil na aye ga bill
----------------------------------------------
dil main phol ban kr hum mehkana janteay hain
muskra k hum gham bulana jantay hain
log khush hotay hain humsay q k bina milay bhi hum dosti nibhana jantay hain
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kisi ko panay ki justuju main thakan se khud ko nidhal rakhana
jab us se milna to us se kuch na kehna
faqt nazar me sawal rakhan
agar tumhain hai sakoon ki khahish
to sirf itna khayal rakhna naseeb subhe urooj ho to
nazar main shame zawal rakhna
ye sardion ki udas ratenor uski ydon ki chandni
ka khayall rakhna na bhigen ankhen zabt-e-gham main kamal rakhna
jo tera gham hai wo gham hai mera
teri khushi main meri khushi hai
jo ho saky to khush hi rehna
meri khusi ka khayal rakhna
Prayer and Life
There is no perfect life but we can fill it with the perfect moments.
When the relation is new people find reason to meet.
but when it becomes old, people find excuses to avoid strange but true.
7 prayers for you
1st for your health
2nd for your wealth
3rd for your seccess
4th for your happiness
5th for your knowledge
6th for your long life
7th for your good luck
Teacher to pathan can you translate the following
sentence in a single English word?
moti lalki intazar kar rahi hai
pathan said,
Motivating.
When people see my messages they think i am addicated to messaging
but they are wrong because they don 't know that i am addicted to holding.
relationships.
Math teacher to brilliant sardar how can you divide 8 apples in 6 people equal.
Sardar:after milk shake
Successful people always have two things on their lips.
Silence & Smile"
smile to solve the problems
&
silence to avoid the problems.
The softness of the person 's nature does not mean weakness,
because you know nothing is softer than water.
But it force can break the strongest rocks.
When the relation is new people find reason to meet.
but when it becomes old, people find excuses to avoid strange but true.
7 prayers for you
1st for your health
2nd for your wealth
3rd for your seccess
4th for your happiness
5th for your knowledge
6th for your long life
7th for your good luck
Teacher to pathan can you translate the following
sentence in a single English word?
moti lalki intazar kar rahi hai
pathan said,
Motivating.
When people see my messages they think i am addicated to messaging
but they are wrong because they don 't know that i am addicted to holding.
relationships.
Math teacher to brilliant sardar how can you divide 8 apples in 6 people equal.
Sardar:after milk shake
Successful people always have two things on their lips.
Silence & Smile"
smile to solve the problems
&
silence to avoid the problems.
The softness of the person 's nature does not mean weakness,
because you know nothing is softer than water.
But it force can break the strongest rocks.
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Satimulus SMs
Pakistan is such a nice country where
nobody want to study in govt.schools.
Nobody wants to be treated govt.
Hospitals.
nobody wants to travel by govt. transport.
Nobody want to deal with any Govt.department.
But everybody wants Govt. Jobs.
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struggling people never plan to take rest
They always plan to struggle more effectively
instad of rest Because they know that
Time Has No Holidays.
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Joke of the year,
Mulk ki khaatir 100 bar marnay k
liye tayyar hon pakistan nahi aa sakta jan ko
khatra hai
Altaf Hussain)
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Difference between truth and lie
Truth is a debt card. pay first and
enjoy later.
While Lie is a credit card,Enjoy first and pay later.
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It is true and new,
see nature.
kuch German biologist apny daily research k
liye pecific ocean ki teh me gye to unhon ne
dekha kuch fishes or janwar group ki suratme tairte
hue khuch awaz nikal rhe thy ye awaz scientists ne record
kr li or jb apne center ja kr translating machine k
through suni to hairan ho gaye k janwar bhi aisa
bol saktay hain,woh ke rahay thay.
Maza awami Kha Badami
Ghor se parnay ki shukria.
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I alway extend my prayers for the good people
like you.
I pray that may ALLAH increase your health,
Wealth,Wisdom and prosperity.
May ALLAH reduce your Worries, Sorrows problems and Enemies.
May your Life be filled with Strength, Peace and Blessings
all the times.
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Touch your heart close your eyes make a wish
say good night sky so wide stars so bright off
the light sleep quite quite
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Our life begins with our cry and ends with
others cry. Utilize this gap with smile as
possible.
Keep smilling and make others smile too.
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This cacluation will tell you about your favourite person.
Sath sath slove karna.
Pick 1 favouriteno,1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9.
Then multiply by 3 and then +3 and then multiply by 3 again.
now you will got a 2 digit number ek digit ko dusray
digit main add karo and that will b your favourite personality.
1.Mother
2.Father
3.Lover
nobody want to study in govt.schools.
Nobody wants to be treated govt.
Hospitals.
nobody wants to travel by govt. transport.
Nobody want to deal with any Govt.department.
But everybody wants Govt. Jobs.
---------------------------------------------
struggling people never plan to take rest
They always plan to struggle more effectively
instad of rest Because they know that
Time Has No Holidays.
---------------------------------------------
Joke of the year,
Mulk ki khaatir 100 bar marnay k
liye tayyar hon pakistan nahi aa sakta jan ko
khatra hai
Altaf Hussain)
----------------------------------------------
Difference between truth and lie
Truth is a debt card. pay first and
enjoy later.
While Lie is a credit card,Enjoy first and pay later.
-----------------------------------------------------
It is true and new,
see nature.
kuch German biologist apny daily research k
liye pecific ocean ki teh me gye to unhon ne
dekha kuch fishes or janwar group ki suratme tairte
hue khuch awaz nikal rhe thy ye awaz scientists ne record
kr li or jb apne center ja kr translating machine k
through suni to hairan ho gaye k janwar bhi aisa
bol saktay hain,woh ke rahay thay.
Maza awami Kha Badami
Ghor se parnay ki shukria.
----------------------------------------------------------
I alway extend my prayers for the good people
like you.
I pray that may ALLAH increase your health,
Wealth,Wisdom and prosperity.
May ALLAH reduce your Worries, Sorrows problems and Enemies.
May your Life be filled with Strength, Peace and Blessings
all the times.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Touch your heart close your eyes make a wish
say good night sky so wide stars so bright off
the light sleep quite quite
-----------------------------------------------------------
Our life begins with our cry and ends with
others cry. Utilize this gap with smile as
possible.
Keep smilling and make others smile too.
----------------------------------------------------------
This cacluation will tell you about your favourite person.
Sath sath slove karna.
Pick 1 favouriteno,1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9.
Then multiply by 3 and then +3 and then multiply by 3 again.
now you will got a 2 digit number ek digit ko dusray
digit main add karo and that will b your favourite personality.
1.Mother
2.Father
3.Lover
Water
What is water?
uper ko uthay to bhapoper se geiray to barish
jam k giray to ola,
gir ke jamay to baraf,
pattay pe giray to shabanam,
patay se niklay to araq,
ankh se niklay to Ashak,
bahay to daraya,
Qadm-e-Ismail se niklay to zam zam,
Nabi ki unglion se nikly to KAUSAR,
or jahan band ho jae wahan Karbala.
uper ko uthay to bhapoper se geiray to barish
jam k giray to ola,
gir ke jamay to baraf,
pattay pe giray to shabanam,
patay se niklay to araq,
ankh se niklay to Ashak,
bahay to daraya,
Qadm-e-Ismail se niklay to zam zam,
Nabi ki unglion se nikly to KAUSAR,
or jahan band ho jae wahan Karbala.
SMSsssssssssssssss
A smile costs less than elctricity.
But gives more light.
So always smile and prove that you are the best Bulb
in the world.Ab zayada hans k fuse na ho jana.
But gives more light.
So always smile and prove that you are the best Bulb
in the world.Ab zayada hans k fuse na ho jana.
Monday, July 11, 2011
SMS
Tujhay veham ho gaya ho shayad k
mujhe tum se payar nahi
Main ye soch kar chup hon k
halat saz gar nahi,
sama gaye ho tum meray dil main
kuch is tarah k bin teray mujhay
kisi se koi sar-o-kar nahi
ye duniya chahe jo kuch b kehe
Ek tum na kehna k mujhay tum se
payar nahi
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Bohat takleef deta hai kisi ka
al-widaa kehna.
dekhai kuch nahi deta
sunai kuch nahi deta
faqt kuchkapkapatey lafz
jo honton pr thehar jain
Ubharti dobti dharkan
usay awaz daiti hai koi apna k
jis ka namapne dil pe lekha ho
k jis k wastey dil se Duaen he nikalti hon
boht takleet deta hai usi ka al-wedaa kehna
jisay dil main basaya ho bary hi mann se
jis ko kabhi apna banaya ho boht takleef daite
hai usi ka alwidda kehna.
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Haqiqat ho tum kesay tumhe sapna kahon,
teray har dard ko main apnakahon
sub kuch qurban hai meray dost tujh per
kon hai teray siwa jisey main apna kahon.
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Sardar road cross karty truck se takraya
hosh aya to logon ne pocha:
tenu gadi nazar nai i si.
Sardar:
menu ki pata us te kikhya si tu lang ja sadi khair a.
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Apne aamal pe parti he nazar to neend nahi ati
Ya RAB phir ye soch kar sakoon se so jati hon k
Tera aik nam "REHMAT" bhi hai.
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Ek dooje k ho jaen
hum aisi haseen ek
rat chahiye
jaisay phool se juda
hoti nahi khushbu,
Mujhay aisa tera sath chahiye,
Meray liye na sahi Mohhabbat k liye sahi,
Meray hathon main hona terah hath chahiye,
Dil dil mil jain sada k liye,
Han aisi he haseen Mulaqat chahiye,
Rat to ati hai har suba k bad,
Rat main bhi hone kuch bat Chahiye,
Zabardasti ka payar bhala kis kam ka,
Tera payar mujhay dil se,
din rat chahiye.
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mujhe tum se payar nahi
Main ye soch kar chup hon k
halat saz gar nahi,
sama gaye ho tum meray dil main
kuch is tarah k bin teray mujhay
kisi se koi sar-o-kar nahi
ye duniya chahe jo kuch b kehe
Ek tum na kehna k mujhay tum se
payar nahi
---------------------------------------
Bohat takleef deta hai kisi ka
al-widaa kehna.
dekhai kuch nahi deta
sunai kuch nahi deta
faqt kuchkapkapatey lafz
jo honton pr thehar jain
Ubharti dobti dharkan
usay awaz daiti hai koi apna k
jis ka namapne dil pe lekha ho
k jis k wastey dil se Duaen he nikalti hon
boht takleet deta hai usi ka al-wedaa kehna
jisay dil main basaya ho bary hi mann se
jis ko kabhi apna banaya ho boht takleef daite
hai usi ka alwidda kehna.
----------------------------------------------
Haqiqat ho tum kesay tumhe sapna kahon,
teray har dard ko main apnakahon
sub kuch qurban hai meray dost tujh per
kon hai teray siwa jisey main apna kahon.
---------------------------------------------
Sardar road cross karty truck se takraya
hosh aya to logon ne pocha:
tenu gadi nazar nai i si.
Sardar:
menu ki pata us te kikhya si tu lang ja sadi khair a.
-----------------------------------------------------
Apne aamal pe parti he nazar to neend nahi ati
Ya RAB phir ye soch kar sakoon se so jati hon k
Tera aik nam "REHMAT" bhi hai.
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Ek dooje k ho jaen
hum aisi haseen ek
rat chahiye
jaisay phool se juda
hoti nahi khushbu,
Mujhay aisa tera sath chahiye,
Meray liye na sahi Mohhabbat k liye sahi,
Meray hathon main hona terah hath chahiye,
Dil dil mil jain sada k liye,
Han aisi he haseen Mulaqat chahiye,
Rat to ati hai har suba k bad,
Rat main bhi hone kuch bat Chahiye,
Zabardasti ka payar bhala kis kam ka,
Tera payar mujhay dil se,
din rat chahiye.
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Monday, July 4, 2011
Painter
There was a king who had one eye and one leg.
He asked all the painters to draw a beautiful portrait of this,
but none of them was ready to draw, As how would they show him beautiful with
defect in one eye and leg. At last one of them agreed and drew a classic picture of that
king. It was a fantastic picture and every one was surprised.
He painted the king aiming for a hunt, with one eye closed and a leg bent for it.
Why can not we all paint pictures like this, hiding people 's weakness and
highlitinng their strengths, Allah taught us to hide the weaknesses of others and in
return He will hide ours.
He asked all the painters to draw a beautiful portrait of this,
but none of them was ready to draw, As how would they show him beautiful with
defect in one eye and leg. At last one of them agreed and drew a classic picture of that
king. It was a fantastic picture and every one was surprised.
He painted the king aiming for a hunt, with one eye closed and a leg bent for it.
Why can not we all paint pictures like this, hiding people 's weakness and
highlitinng their strengths, Allah taught us to hide the weaknesses of others and in
return He will hide ours.
Sunday, July 3, 2011
ALLAH IS GREATEST
When i was student, I missed classes for few
days and went back, teacher told me that my
attendance is short and I am not elligible for
Exams.
During my job, when i went on leave without
inform boss, He warned me if i do it again,
I shall be fired. But my ALLAH Almighty is so
Generous so forgiving even after many absents.
days and went back, teacher told me that my
attendance is short and I am not elligible for
Exams.
During my job, when i went on leave without
inform boss, He warned me if i do it again,
I shall be fired. But my ALLAH Almighty is so
Generous so forgiving even after many absents.
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Your Faithfull
If someone points out your mistake,
Be happy someone is there,
who is interested in your betterment.
Be happy someone is there,
who is interested in your betterment.
Russian Quote
Never trust a crying Woman and a smilling Man.
Both are extremely dangerous.
It is very true.
Both are extremely dangerous.
It is very true.
Thursday, June 23, 2011
PROPOSAL
PRICE OF SK SILVER SYSTEM
Description Price
SK Silver Unit Cost 28,000
Annuak Monitoring Charges 10,000
Sub Total 38,000
GST 16% 6,080
Grand Total 44,080
PRICE OF SK GOLD SYSTEM
Description Price
SK Silver Unit Cost 35,000
Annuak Monitoring Charges 10,000
Sub Total 45,000
GST 16% 7,200
Grand Total 52,200
PRICE OF SK PLATINUM SYSTEM
Description Price
SK Silver Unit Cost 43,000
Annuak Monitoring Charges 12,000
Sub Total 55,000
GST 16% 8,800
Grand Total 63,800
PRICE OF SK100(PERSONAL TRACKER) SYSTEM
Description Price
SK Silver Unit Cost 25,000
Annuak Monitoring Charges 10,000
Sub Total 35,000
GST 16% 5,600
Grand Total 40,600
PH:+92-42-35177621
Friday, June 17, 2011
Skyline Enigma Vehicle Tracking Pakistan
SK Platinum
Round the clock control room access (within country)
Accident Data
Battery Tampering
Ignition on and off
Harsh Braking
Full suit of Reports
Over Speeding
Route deviations
Driver ID Key
Location-Data-Time Duration
Alert by SMS/and Email
Remote immobilization
Daily System health check (SMS)
Tow-away alert vehicle moving without ignition on
Battery Backup
Odometer or hours (plant) capture
Out of hour use
Anti -jammer facility
Excess idling
Route replay
Medical Emergency Help
Base station services
Direction / maping
RFID Tagging Driver Behaviour
SK Gold
Round the clock control room access (Mationwide)
Accident Data
No Go Area/Violations
Battery Tempering
Ignition On and Off
Harsh Braking
Nationwide online tracking
Over speeding
Route deviations
Location Data-Time Duration
Alert by SMS/Email
Remote immobilization
Daily system health check SMS
Battery Backup
Odometer or hours (plant) capture
Out of hour use
Anti-jammer facility
Medical Emergency Help
Base station services
Driver Behaviour
SK Silver
Round the clock control room access (Mationwide)
Battery Tempering
Ignition On and Off
Remote immobilization
Medical Emergency
Odometer or hours (plant) capture
No Go Area/Violations
Harsh Braking
Base station services
Driver Behaviour
Personal Tracking
SK 100 Data Sheet
The SK device range has been developed by Enigma Vehicle
System PLC, a UK organization, for use on the skyline remote
asset tracking system.
Skyline SK devices are available to integrators world of partners
Who require a complete system to operate in their market.
The SK100 is a compact battery supported tracking unit with voice
Capability & the option to connect to a vehicle or mains supply for
Battery charging.
Primary applications for the SK100 are considered to be personal/
People tracking , Lone Worker Protection, Rapid Deployment in
temporary or ranted vehicles and the surveillance markets. It ‘s also
Suitable for recreational use as the screen displays the Latitude &
Longitude which can also be streamed through the serial port.
Using the same command set to all SK one series products the Sk
100 Is capable of both logging date & reporting in a similar way to
Other products in the SK family. Efficient battery management
together with configurable sleep modes ensures the standard
battery will provide around 24 hours continuous use before a further
charge is necessary. The SK100D has a great capacity battery &
thus provides just over twice the life.
For emergency use the SK100 can be activated by the panic button
Which sends data to the Skyline server & 3 defined SMS contacts or by voice using the 3 pre-programmed numbers. The SK100 can
Receive calls at any time.
Using an advanced high-sensitivity GPS & Quad-Band GSM modem
The SK 105 will operate tlobally provided GSM coverage is available.
When out of coverage the internal memory will log up to 100,000
Events for transmission when coverage returns.
Key Features
Tracking (by timer, distance or direction)
Journey logging (up to 100,000 events)
Distance Reporting
Panic Button
Power management functions & low power alert
Two way voice capability
Moving report
Main power low & lost warning
Complete with cover, USB lead, mains & DC voltage
Charger
TCP/IP, UDP, CSD or SMS communication
Device configurable over the air
ENDORSEMENTS
Automobile Manaugacturers
The installation of SEVT system does not affect the warranty of
the automobile in anyway. It does not tamper with the on board electronics
and works separately. This fact is acknowledged by all the automobile
manufacturers.
Insurance Companies
SEVT has developed relationship with all the leading insurance
Companies in the country. The installation of SEVT system gives an added
advantage to both the customer and the insurance company by reducing the
annual premium at the first place and by enhancing the security of the asset
respectively.
Rescue Services
SEVT has developed a close co-ordination with the rescue services
to cope up with any kind of emergency faced by its customers and to assist the
Rescue team to carry out its relief activity effectively and speedily.
Police Service
SEVT has created a close liaison with the entire provincial and the
Capital police. SEVT system is considered and affective tool to minimize and inhibit
the cases of car theft. Police teams find the SEVT system very helpful in recovery
Of stolen vehicles and apprehension of car lifting gangs.
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