Funny Sms

1 car ki niklami ho rahi thi
20 lac
25 lac
30 lac
1 admi ne herat se car ki khrab halat
pe ghor kia, usay car main
koi chez theek na lagi to usne pass kharay
1 admi se pocha:
bhai is khatara car main aisi kon c khobi hai k iska
itna dam lag raha hai
Admi bola:
janab ab tak is car k 10 accident ho chukay hain
or
herat ki batt ye hai k har accident main sirf or sirf Wife he fot hui hai
Admi:
mera v 50 lac laga deo jee.
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Hameesha apni pasand k raste pr chalo
apnay alfaz main bat karo jo apka dil kahe
or
Phir dakhna 1 din sari dunia kahy gi
Ae kanjar kisy di nahi manda....
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Agar dunia ko kuch kr k dikhana hai to sun meri bat
hathi k uper ulta khara ho kar picture banwa,
phir picture ko ulta kr k dunia dikha:
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meri shame tenhai aksar mujh se puchti hai
 wasi
kahan gaye wo log jin k liye zamanay ko ghukraya tum ne
khahan ho begarto ye wasi tany mar raha hay.
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Forward to every one.....
see kitnay khush naseeb is swall ka answer YES main detay hain
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Light hai?
Reply Must
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Pathan : batao aisa kaya karen k saanp bhi mar jaye
aur lathi b na tutay?
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Sardar:Wattay maro wattay................
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Wo kon c movie hai jo ap awaz band kr k b dekho
tab bhi bohat maza ata
hai?

think?






MR.BEAN:
kaka soch badal .
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Sarda:Dr.  Ap ne kaha tha suba uth kar khelne se
sehat achi rehti hai par mujhay koi faraq nai para
Dr.  Kon sa khel kheltay ho?
Sardar:
cheeri uri kawa ura:
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80% laskian shadi se pahle lobe karna chahti hain..
main parashan hon k kambakht wo 80% laskian
hain kahan????
hanso mat Labboo.
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beth kar tanha udas raton main ye sochta rehata hon
Puppu"
zindgi muk challi ae
par kurri koi nai phassi:
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