Jokes of The Month

There was a time when we used to tell
friends:
Let 's meet and plan something,
Now we say let 's plan and meet someday,
friends are the same time has changed
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Pathan ne ocford universty main top kia.
Media:
agay kaya karna chahtay ho?
Pathan:
Bachapan se 1 hi khawab hai k hum apna
Lunday ki dukan kholay ga.
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Don 't be sad if a person prefers another person
over you.
Because you can not convince a monkey that honey is
sweeter than banana
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I saw a fream last night only you and me
You were looking so innocent you know why?
Because i was eating mango and you were saying:
Chal gitak e chosan de.
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Larki aur tea main hamesha 7 qualities dekho,
1-Gram ho
2-Rang acha ho
3-Tez ho
4-Methi ho
5-Doodh zayada ho
6-Minute main tayar ho haye
7-Rat ko sonay na de
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Angry Boss
angry boss : have you ever seen an owl?
Employee:(looking down) no sir..
Boss: don't look donw. Look at me.
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Har maa ka sapna hota hai k uski baiti ko ak acha
jevan sathi milay
Ab ap hi batao k main akaila kis kis maa ka sapna pura
karon ga.
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A man got taweez to control his wife.
After a month he reports to peer no change in
his wife but Neighbour's wife is in control.
Peer:
Its called side Effect"
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Har din khuda ap ko khushian de ga  q k
ham har waqat Khuda se ap k Liye Dua karte hain k
Ya Allah Banda Sweet hai Zara Extra Khayal Rakhna.
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Shiekh:
Khaen na aur Rasgullay.
Mehman:
        Nahi Shukria main pehlay hi 4 kha chuka hon
Sheikh: Waisay khaey to aap ne 7 hain Lekan khair
Yahan gin kon raha hai.
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Shetan apne bacho se
John:tumahri duty aj se Amrica main hai
Jule:Tum uk jao
Peter:tum India jao
Bache: Pakistan kon jaye ga?
Shetan:Koi nahi main ZARDARI se mutmain hon.
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Sardar ne challange kia k wo minar-e-Pakistan ko sar
 par utha k india le ja sakta hai hazaron log ikkhtay ho gay
Sardar bola:
Enu chuk k meray sir te rakho.
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Pakistani qoum aj kal bijli ki yadd main
bachon k naam rakh rahi hai,
Darj zail nam ab tak samnay aye hain,
Chaudhry Transfarmor,
Faiz ul bulb,
Rao plug,
Pankhay khan niazi,
Meeter khan,
Malik AC awan,
Khamba Chohan,
Sardar Generator,
Saayen Stabelizer,
Makhdoom ups saayen,Molan Deepfreezer,
Aur lakriyoon k nam yeh hain...
Frig un nissa,
Istri Banoo,Tublight Araa
Wiring Khanam
aur
Miss low bettery
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Police ki maar se koi marr to nahi jaata
Faraz
Bas uthnay bethnay k andaaz badal jatay hain
SHO Chulbul Panday.
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Doctor: Ap ke 2 dant kaise toot gaye?
Pappu: g wo begum ne roti barri sakhat banayi thi.
Doctor: To khane se inkar kar detay!
Pappu: g wohi to kiya tha.
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Daant aur zuban ki fight.
Daant: hum ne zara sa dabana hai or tumhari chekh nikle
jani hai.
Zuban: te main zara jini bakwas karni ae te tuse 32
de 32 bahir howo gay.
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Husband khana tayar hai?
Bivi: thore dair hai.
Husband:ok main bahir se kha lon ga.
Bivi:5 Minuets ruk jaen.
Husband: 5 mints main khana tayar ho jaiga?
Bivi: Nahi main tayar ho jaon gi.
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Kuch log jutiyoon k kabil hotay hain
jesay k aap.....






Wapda walon ko hi dekh lain.
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Shadi main jin aya
jin ko dekhtay hi larkiyon ki chekhen nikal gain
1 Baba ne kaha sari larkiyan wazu kar k aen,
Sab wazu kar k ain to
Jin ki chekhen nikl gain.
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Allama Iqbal main ak cheez common hai,
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.
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pata hai kaya
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.
.Dono kam soi hui qoum ko jagana hai.
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pregnant ort ko dekh kar 1 larki boli
lagta hai makan ban gaya hai or kiraya dar b aa
gya hain,
Pregnant lady jal k boli:Mistri farig hain tery
Ghar bhejh don,
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Main ne zardari ko salam likh bhaija
Mulk ka hal tmam likh bhaija
Main ne pocha tum saddar kese banay?
Us ne zoja ka Qatl-e-aam likh bhaija
main ne pocha shehbaz,nawaz ko na ehal kyun kiya
us ne koi puran inteqam likh bheja,
main ne poocha k hukumat kab choro gay
us ne qayamat ki sham kikh bhaija,
Main ne pocha is dafa zakaat kis ko don
zalim ne apna hi naam likh bheja.
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